Thursday, March 11, 2004

Stick Your Robusto Up Your Ass!

I'm back and more pissed off than ever.

I particularly ticked at fucking idiots who smoke pimp-sized cigars and don't watch where they are going. The streets of New York have been taken over by 35-year old white men with greasy hair and big stogies (to compensate for their small penises). These guys wander our Midtown, puffing away and bumping into innocent bystanders.

Yesterday, I watched some jerkoff walk out of J&R Cigar on 5th. As he smoked his phallus, he walked right into a 70-something woman. Then, he gave a look as if it was her fault for getting in his Corona-sucking way.

These guys need to be fucking stopped. Now!