Thursday, November 27, 2003


This is the greatest place on earth. I bitch about it all the time but there is no other like it. I can say what I want. I can think what I want. I can do what I want.


Sunday, November 23, 2003

Penguins Is Practically Chickens

Berke Breathed is bringing back Opus the Penguin. I guess he's running out of cash.

Will somebody tell this idiot that the 80's are fucking over? He should just stay under whatever fucking rock he's been hiding under.

Jesus, is Linda Evans next?


River Deep Shit

I've always hated Phil Spector. I never understood all the fuss over his Wall of Sludge. Baby Boomers seem to love it which, of course, raises a red flag. He fucked up the Ramones. (He did not ruin Let It Be. The Naked tapes prove that it just sucks). Besides, THE CASTANETS HAVE NO FUCKING PLACE IN ROCK AND ROLL, GODDAMNIT!

The guy is a first rate douchebag. He stole money from artists like Darlene Love. He enslaved his wife Ronnie (of the Ronettes).

Now, he's killed somebody. The sonofabitch ought to be made to listen to "To Know Him Is To Love Him" for the rest of his unnatural life.

And, let's get a mugshot of him with his goddamn wig off, for chrissakes.


Is 93 next?

Can somebody please tell me why I can't buy Sunoco Ultra 94 anymore? I went to gas up my Mini and was told by the clerk that 94 octane was no longer available.


He said something about "regulations".

Whatever. This probably has to do with environmental regulations which is fine. However, why does one part of the government restrict octane while another part allows high performance engines to be built and sold?

It's fucking crazy.


Saturday, November 22, 2003

Sunday On My Mind

I cannot wait for today to be over. JFK was shot 40 years ago. The media will cover this all day. New theories...Did Johnson do it?...Was Walt Disney in Dallas?...blah, blah, fucking blah.

While I don't think that we've ever gotten the full story from the government, I don't think that there is anything new to add.

Besides, I think that the Bildebergers did it.


Thursday, November 20, 2003

You Can't Go Back To Constantinople

Well, it looks like al Qaeda is trying to turn the one Muslim country that isn't a complete shithole into one.

If we know where al Qaeda strongholds are, where their support is coming from, then why aren't we terrorizing the fucking shit out of them?

This is about fucking survival.


Where's The Tip?

I can't wait to see Michael Jackson's mugshots. This has got to be the best set of mugshots ever! Mrs. S. and I have been betting on whether the tip of his nose is real or wax. I guess that we'll find out today.

What the fuck is wrong with these families anyway? Would you allow your kid to sleepover at Neverland? These people shouldn't have kids.

If guilty, Jackson should be locked up with a Nazi biker who is into unprotected sodomy.


Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun

I have just returned from Phoenix. It seems to be a fairly nice place. However, I do have a word of advice for all Phoenix-bound travelers: