Sociopathocracy

Sunday, August 31, 2003


Time For A Class Trip

Take some time to visit Borehole, a neat blog that features swearing and one of my favorite terms: "filthy degenerate".

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Oh, Crater Face, Come Downstairs! These Nice Men From The FBI Want To Speak With You!

If Brian Douglas Wells, the pizza delivery man turned forced bankrobber in Pennsylvania, did not blow himself up, then some teenagers or 20-year olds are behind it. As he had recently made a delivery at a remote location, I can ensvision some nerdy no lifes doing this to him. They probably wanted the money for pornography or more computers.

In fact, I'll bet that it's some acne-scarred losers who can't get laid.

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Pimpin'

I'm beginning to believe that Matt Drudge is promoting Hillary for Prez stories just so he'll have a lot of things to link to.


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Why?

PETA is upset because some freaks want to see pigs race. It's interesting that they are trying to stop this idiot's delight but, save for one woman, weren't at Sturgis protesting all the leather.

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Unmarried Janitor Loses Snake And Kills Self

Some of the stupidest people in the world are tropical pet owners. What the fuck is wrong with these idiots? Why do they feel a need to own these things? Don't they get laid enough? Don't they make enough money?

I can hear the thoughts of a potential lizard owner now: "I'm a thirty-year old powerless mop-up-man-at-a-peep-show who women find repulsive. I think I'll enslave an iguana. That'll give me self-esteem."

South Florida is infested with these non-native species because the losers who owned them couldn't keep them in their cages or, even worse, let them loose.

We should close down every place that sells tropical or exotic pets. We should also confiscate every pet presently out there and euthanize them.

I can hear the cries now: "My little Johnny loves his pet snake. You can't take it away!" Fuck your kid. The snake is going down.


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The Law Is The Law
There is a mugger loose in Lower Manhattan right now. He follows women and the elderly into their apartment buildings and mugs them at knifepoint. He's a short coward who probably has a small dick and hates people because of it.

If just one of these victims had carried a gun, the mugger would be dead and the muggings would stop. As a slimeball criminal, Minidick could carry a gun right now. He probably doesn't have the money for one. What he does have probably goes towards immediate gratification. So, this guy only carries a knife. Most likely, he would be surprised by a gun and beg for mercy. However, a non-victim would ignore his pleas and give him a direct hit to the K5 area and immobilize him.

However, that would horrify New York's rickety, old, toothless DA. New York has some of the tightest gun control laws in the nation. They are in violation of the Second Amendment. New Yorkers, in general, hate the Second Amendment. They love the First, Fourth and Fourteenth but despise the Second. The Constitution is not a pick-and-choose document. All of it is the law. New York, to the detriment of its citizenry, chooses to violates the Second with impunity.

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And, Another Thing
It was the great Saudi export of Wahabbism that was behind the slaughter of Shiites on Friday. God Bless 'Em.



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Our Ally, Saudi Arabia Dept.
The Washington Times reports that Saudi Islamo-Fascists are causing many of the problems in Iraq.

And where is the money for these boys coming from? Who is sending them to summer camp? The Saudi Royal Family.

It's time that we tell the Sauds to go fuck themselves, they're next.



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Saturday, August 30, 2003


Today's Lesson
I came across this while surfing. I learned some new words there.

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Get Me The VP For Programming!

For the 11th time, America's Most Wanted has featured James "Whitey" Bulger, a Boston Organized Crime Figure and Killer. Bulger is also an FBI Rat and the brother of the former leader of the Massachusetts Legislature. This piece of shit deserves to be caught and die a horrible death.

But, FOX has it all wrong. This could be a great reality show: Who Wants To Capture And Kill Whitey Bulger? There could be a million dollar prize. Any member of the public could participate. Clues could be given each week. And, there could be bonus prizes for using specific methods: Poison Whitey - Win A Cadillac! There would also be tearful interviews with Whitey's family; it would be great television. The motherfucker would be dead within a month and FOX would be number one in the ratings.


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Bored Shitless Observations

Watching VH1 Classic this evening, I realized two things:

1) Janice Joplin was a godawful screecher.

2) Graham Parker would be a fucking millionaire in a just world.



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I'm Too Fucking Tired To Think!
Below are a few gross stories. Enjoy!

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Ok! OK! Uncle! Uncle!
This has got to be the worst way to die!


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Come On In, The Water's Fine
Here's a place for Teddy Kennedy to bathe his supersaggers.

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She Should Have Stayed Home
I've always wondered what it would be like to go on vacation and return home to find your house occupied.


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I'll Pass On Lunch
For those of you in the Cumberland County, Maine Jail, avoid the chili.

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Friday, August 29, 2003


Another Day, Another Bombing Dept.

I'll bet that today's Itraqi bombing was the work of Islamo-Fascists from Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria, Egypt, etc. They hate the Shiites as much as they hate the infidels if not more.

What can we do? We can't shut the borders down. We can't even control our borders. So, for the umpteenth time, WE MUST STOP THE ISLAMO-FASCISTS' FINANCIERS! That'd be the Saudi Royal Family.

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The Best Part Could Not Have Been The Madonna-Britney Kiss
There is a photograph of Beyonce Knowles on the cover of today's New York Post that words cannot to justice to. Based on this, I wish that I had the stomach to watch the MTV Video Music Awards. I cannot imagine that the lesbian kisses overshadowed Beyonce's booty shaking.

Forget J-Lo. If this is not the hottest woman alive, I don't know who is.


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Reagan Banned On Campus
There's a new site dedicated to academic freedom called Students For Academic Freedom. As someone who was educated at a major (left-wing) university, I can safely say that there is a NEED for this.

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Hats Off!
Congrats to John at Therapy Sessions! He has found what may be the worst blog on earth, Travels With Shiteater-er, I mean, Tom.

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Cockguzzling Dept.
Warhol used it first, but now Joel at Eyes, Lies and Spies has used a variant of it after getting his bike stolen. There are two trends here:stolen bikes and "cockguzzling". Thieves suck! I guess cockguzzlers do as well.

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Idiot Fucking Bureaucrats Dept.
Some jackasses in St. Paul shut down a lemonade stand run by a 7-year old and a 4-year old because they did not have a license. Are these people comepletely insane?

I've always hated the Twin Shitties. They are boring and cold. Downtown St. Paul is one of the most god-awful places to be stuck in. There's nothing to do and what little there is closes early. Minneapolis has one decent barbecue joint and little else to recommend it.

Putting the touch on little kids. That sucks! Now, I've got another reason to despise Minnesota.


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Get 'Em
If Bill Gertz is right, don't plan on Iran having Nuclear Reactors for very long. Gertz claims tha Israel has plans to bomb any Iranian facilities producing weapons grade material.

Let's hope that Israel does the job that we don't have the guts to do! Our boys would probably want economic sanctions and failed ex-presidents as envoys. Imagine the gyrations of Howard Dean and Porfirio Kerry is we bombed sovereign Iranian territory. Mercy!




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WTC Transcripts
I'm glad that the 911 transcripts were released.


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Let Him Rot
This 18-year old shit suspected in the MS Blaster case deserves a long jail sentence. An example needs to be set for the rest of the masturbating, outcast punks out there. 10 years spent being passed around the shower in the federal pen ought to be enough to scare the shit out of would be Dr. Frankensteins.

Update:

Jeffrey Lee Parsons, 18, of Hopkins, Minnesota has been arrested for creating the Blaster Virus. Let's hope that Jeffrey finally has his first two-person sexual experience in prison. 18-year olds ought to be out fucking their brains out (well, at least trying) not locked up in a room playing Dr. Evil.

Update Update:

CNN has a picture up of this pathetic slob. I put his interest in computers down to an inability to get laid. I'd imagine that both of his hands would reject this fat, ugly bastard.

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Thursday, August 28, 2003


Goddamnit!

When is Blogger Pro going to be available again?

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Oooooh, The Carpet Is So Squishy!

I've always thought that Massachusetts was a shithole, despite idyllic summer vacations spent on Cape Cod as a child. More proof that Taxachusetts is a toilet was discovered in the town of Sherborn. For those of you who don't fancy a trip to Philly, this house in Sherborn will do.


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Fuck The New York Times!

Yesterday, I walked along 8th Avenue, and it was no more. Across the street from the Port Authority Bus Terminal stood Arnold Hatters, one of the last places in New York to buy something proper for your head. I used to love their windows. In addition to the more somber offerings, there was always a display of colorful hats for the pimp or newly-enriched boxer.

Arnold Hatters was forced out by The New York Times and George Pataki. They stole the land there using eminent domain. Pinch Sulzberger, Times Strongman, is a common fucking thief. Don't think that he is a liberal idealist for one fucking minute. The guy is looking to work the angles like any other crook. Imagine what The Times would write if Donald Trump was trying to grab someone else's land in Midtown Manhattan. There would be calls for investigations and daily op-ed pieces attacking the developer and the politicians. Sulzberger ought to drop dead before the goddamn thing is built.

The tower is another goddamn ugly building that will not enrich the skyline one iota. You can read more about it at Hell's Kitchen Online. As for Arnold Hatters, it will re-open a few blocks away in an even seedier part of Hell's Kitchen.

Pataki is just an ass-sucking prostitute.

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What The Hell Is Going On Here?
I guess that Blogspot is down since I cannot get my blog to open. I took the comments off because I thought that was the problem. Does anyone know what the fuck is going on?

If you have a comment, email me and I'll post it.

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Mom, Where's Your Thong?
The Mother of The Year is documented at The Smoking Gun.

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NO MORE ATTAS!

If you believe that all pilots should be armed, please visit the Airline Pilots Security Alliance. The former burger-flippers at the TSA are dragging their feet in the training and licensing of pilots that wish to carry guns. The TSA is another bureaucracy concerned with maximizing its own power and not the public's safety.

Both passenger and cargo pilots need to have guns. They are the last line of defense for people on the plane and on the ground. Presently, most pilots are completely defenseless.

And, remember that cargo pilots won't have a Todd Beamer.



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Fuck The Mayo Clinic!
For some conditions, American Medicine is just no damn good.

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Oh, The Poor Dear!

Jonathan Turley, a "professor" at George Washington Law School, in today's Washington Post, agonizes over Islamo-Fascist John Muhammad getting zapped with a stun belt. It seems that Muhammad was zapped becaused he refused a medical test that neither his doctor nor his lawyers consented to.

Listen, Turley, You Piece of Shit Motherfucker, NONE of Muhammad's victims consented to their murders. None of their families consented to their murders. Fuck Muhammad! I can't wait for the piece of shit to be put down.

As for stun belt in prison, great. Prisoners are people who have served notice on society that they have no intention of obeying its rules. They are being PUNISHED for their misdeeds! I do not give a flying fuck in a rolling donut what international opinion says about the use of stun belts. This is the same international community that allows Mugabe to stay in power and stood by while genocide was perpertrated in Rwanda.

Check out this bullshit from Turdley: "There is no difference between this alleged use of a stun belt and an officer beating Muhammad with a club or shooting him for failing to yield to commands....Various ways exist to control or punish an uncooperative prisoner short of some Pavlovian use of electric shocks. In Muhammad's case, he could have been punished administratively for the failure to obey an order, assuming that he was wrong." What should the corrections officers do, stick these dirty bastards in the corner for "Timeout"?

Idiots like Turley, who care more about the treatment of scumbag criminals than thir innocent victims, are what's wrong with the legal profession. Fuck Turdley! And, Fuck Muhammad! Oh, yeah, fuck The Washington Post, too!

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Our Middle Eastern Allies

It is being reported by out Egyptian allies that our military forces in Iraq are eating corpses. Yes, that's right we are not your father's infidels! We are both infidels and cannibals!

This sort of shit should not surprise anyone. Just recently, the Egyptian Government-controlled media serialized The Protocals of The Eleders of Zion. The people in that part of the world are even more gullible than the average American. Our idiots buy into John Edwards but Sgt. Cannibal - NO WAY! It is clear that many in the Middle East would benefit greatly from a free press.

Thanks to John at Therapy Sessions for this.



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Where Are You?
There is a neat quiz to determine what your political orientation is. My personal self-government score was 80% and my economic self-government score was 60%.

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Way To Go Bill!
Congrats to Stubborn Jackass Bill O'Reilly on helping to make Al Franken's book #1! What would the bucked-tooth moron have done without all that free publicity?

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Fuck The Martians!
I'm sick of this Mars bullshit. I'm tired of seeing it in the newspapers and on television. Jesus, does this really fucking matter? "But, it's the closest it'll be for thousands of years." Who cares? I'm more pissed off that Cindy Crawford and I passed through this earth at the same time and I didn't get a chance to fuck her.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2003


We Deserve Better

The "Person of Interest" in the Anthrax Cases, Steven Hatfill, has decided to sue the FBI for ruining his life.

Hatfill had better be the Antrhrax Perp or the government is going to have a lot of explaining to do. Since being named, this guy has become unemployable. His home has been combed on numerous occasions, yet nothing has been found.

It's beginning to look more and more like Richard Jewell Redux. The government needs a suspect, preferably a domestic, white male. Well, Hatfill is a not a suspect but a nebulous "Person of Interest". No evidence. No charges. Just Suspicion.

Americans deserve better than innuendo from our government. Hatfill should sue the shit out of the FBI and Justice; the persons responsible for fucking this up should be canned and lose their measley pensions. The decision to smear Hatfill is a terrible abuse of the government's awesome power.

If not Hatfill, then who did it? Former CIA Director James Woolsey thinks that it was foreign terrorists. I have no reason to doubt him.



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Here We Go Again
The comments are down.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2003


Pack Up The Country Squire
I found a pretty neat site thanks to Lycos called RoadsideAmerica.com. It lists all the wacky places across the this great land of ours. Highly Recommended!

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He's Probably Norwegian
A thief in Athens, OH has made off with 89 cups of urine. If you're in the Athens area, avoid chicken soup for a few days.

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That Must Have Hurt
I promise not to complain today. There are people worse off. Much worse off. A Texas man is suing doctors for wrongly amputating his penis.

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Pass The Missionary, Please
If you are planning to visit Cameroon anytime soon, stay the hell away from the town of Abong-Mbang. You might wind up on the menu.

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The City That Loves You Back
For those of you planning to visit Philadelphia, there is a site with lines much shorter than the Liberty Bell or Pat's. It's a old theater that's been turned into a public restroom. The Philadelphia Daily News actually employs a "Stinkmeister" who covers the "pee-and-poop" beat.

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Monday, August 25, 2003


440ci and 350 Horses!
Everybody's yakking about the high price of gas. If the stupid bastards didn't have giant fucking Suburbans and Excursions as their primary means of travel, they wouldn't be complaining. However, they have chosen to drive (poorly) huge behemoths and now have to pay the price at the pumps. $2.00 for premium is not a lot. If $2.00 vs. $1.60 is going to hurt you, maybe you should sell the tank and buy a small car.

Some folks consider it their right to own an SUV. Fine, but there is no right to cheap gas. Now that Mr. Middle-Management-Bullshit has to pay $80 to fill up his 12 mile a gallon kid taxi, he's pissed off and it's someone else's fault. No, it's his fault. He was stupid and failed to prepare for a time when gas would be expensive.

I don't mind big vehicles unlike SUV-Owner Arianna Huffington. In fact, I love big, powerful cars and own one myself. It's not the SUVs, it's the jackasses that drive them.

A lot of people claim buy SUVs because they're safe. This is bullshit. They think that it's safer for them but never consider the poor bastards they crash into when they're too busy yelling at the kids or daydreaming about playing at an "executive" course on the weekend.




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Get A Load Of This Shit Department
Elizabeth Martinez, "activist, author and director of the Institute for MultiRacial Justice", has published a letter at the Sacramento Bee. The letter is directed at African-Americans and she makes her message clear: "We are both being screwed, so let's get it together!" By "Both", she means Latinos and African-Americans.

She continues: "History makes the message clear. It is worth recalling a major reason why George Washington - the invader who wasn't our Great White Father any more than yours - became president. He made a name for himself by successfully using the tactic of divide and conquer against different native nations and tribes. Divide and conquer, later divide and control, has sustained White supremacy ever since. It will continue to do so unless we cry out a joint, unmistakable, thunderous NO. "

Rather than all of us working together to overcome differences and make this a better nation for EVERYONE, Ms. Martinez and her co-signers want to join forces with another group and conquer the white devil. She is just as bad as any other racist.

Look, this country, like many others, has a history of racism. There is little that can be done to change our past. However, we can all work to change the future. That means seeing people as individuals not as a part of group where everyone thinks the same and behaves the same.

Ms. Martinez also includes this bit: "Peoples of color are being hurt more than ever today, thanks to the "Permanent War on Terrorism" and the war at home."

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I Love What They've Done With The Place
If you're looking for real estate in the Ute, Iowa area, here is a home for you. The home has already been decorated with the feces of various species.

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Never Eat Mutton in Tamil Nadu
Apparently, these folks in Northern India enjoy eating rats. Yummy! Pass the mint jelly!

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They're Probably Angry Because Their Underwear Is Dirty
A couple of politicians from Europe's Dirtiest Country broke out into fisticuffs during a debate at a high school.
I don't know what's up with the Norwegians. I used to think that Norway was a cold, sleepy place where little happened except sex and suicide.

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Do Americans Have The Will To Win Anymore?
Is it in our character? Is it in the character of our leaders? I just don't know.

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I've Never Said That
What happens when a guy calls a chick "Swamp Thing"? Check out Last Day of My Life, an interesting blog by a guy in Tampa who happens to be homeless. Check out his entry on Hell's McDonald's.

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I Guess No One Knew The Heimlich
A Cambodian Teen choked to death when the fish he caught jumped into his mouth. I just can't think of any Linda Lovelace jokes at the present time.

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Balancing Act Could Be A Lot Better
I just nearly killed myself on my Pivit Board. Whatever you do, if you get on one of these things or an Indo, have something to grab onto.

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Free Your Mind And The Rest Will Follow
Gotta hand it to the Islamo-fascists. They hate EVERY deviation from their norm. A kid in Malaysia was given a forced haircut by "Muslim Authorities" because he sported a Mohawk.
That kid deserves a big hand. Imagine trying to be a Punk in such a place.

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Who Done It?
Today's bombings in India are probably the work of Islamo-fascist Terrorists. These vermin are just about everywhere and they bring their murderous hatred with them.

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Another Day, Another Al Qaeda Threat
The latest news about Al Qaeda planning to hijack a British plane doesn't surprise me. It's only a matter of time before they get another big score. The world is far too big and far too open to stop every single plan.
We can only secure as much as we can and hope for the best.
We are playing defense here which is a big mistake.

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Sunday, August 24, 2003


It looks like the racist, Cruz Bustamate, is leading the polling for the Califorinia Governor's race.
Bustamante was a member of Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlan, a racist Chicano group. Michelle Malkin has a great piece on Bustamante and this hate group. Essentially, It is Anti-White, Anti- Black and Anti-Asian. Its goals include taking back the Southwest for Mexico. And, it has chapters on many college campuses. American Patrol is a good resource for info on MEChA.

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Saturday, August 23, 2003


Goodbye, Scumbag!
Man, I thought that Fascist Blow Job Giver and Hitler-Worshipper Diana Mosley would be the biggest pice of human shit to die this month. However, Pedophile Priest John Geoghan has been murdered in prison. Super! Now, we won't have to pay to keep this piece of garbage alive.

Good riddance to both of these no good bastards!

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Okay, What Stupid Idea Is Next?
Now that the Palestinians have shown their true colors for the zillionth time, what will we force Israel into now? How will we tie their hands behind their backs and let Islamo-fascists kill Israeli mothers and their children?


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What Took Them So Long?
Second-tier university, Cornell, has hired the Noted Racist and Anti-Semite, Cynthia McKinney to spout her hate. Congratulations to the Worst Ivy League School!
McKinney is stupid and hateful, much like the 60s leftovers who hired her. If vou want to learn more about this America-hating slob, visit GoodbyeCynthia.com.


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Could Anything Be Worse?
This has got to be the worst reality show idea yet: playing cards and bullshitting in Vegas with Robert Goulet, Tony Curtis and Steve Lawrence. Oh, yeah, that ought to be really fucking exciting. Jeez, I'm sure that millions of viewers will want to watch a bunch of septugenarians talk about constipation and how they fucked extras back in 1955. For chrissakes, I'd be happier if the networks ran a show where celebrities of this caliber were beaten to death and then sold as food to proprietors of mad cow farms.

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Friday, August 22, 2003


He'd Be On My Dead Pool List
There's an Artie Lange Deathwatch site. This is a good idea, but I'd like to see it for other celebs. Anyone for a Katie Couric Deathwatch?

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Let It Go, There'll Be Another One
A Texas Doctor lost his head in an elevator. The doors closed, the elevator went up and WHACK!

I'm waiting for this to happen in my office building. It'll make for some pleasant conversation.

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Nothing Going On
We need a sports star to rape his dog or a school shooting to liven things up. Couldn't Alec Baldwin stick a lit m-80 in his mouth so we'd all have something to talk about?

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Thursday, August 21, 2003


Stick Their Heads In A Meat Grinder
I have just been subjected to two hours of VH1's The 70s. Jesus, I would like to see Ian Michael Black (or is it Michael Ian Black?) beaten with sticks until blood rushes out his ears. Who is this guy and who the fuck is feeding him these unfunny lines? I would also like to see someone stick cement in Mo Rocca's mouth and nostrils. This guy is another unfunny shit who reads cue cards.

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Wasn't He Dead?
I thought that Chemical Ali was dead. No point in repeating the Mark Twain quote.

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What If
Suppose Warren Zevon is faking and this is just an elaborate publicity stunt?

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Kathy Boudin is a piece of shit and should still be executed
The garbage that loves parole wants to free Extreme Liberal Kathy Boudin. Boudin is a leftist pig who killed a cop during a bank robbery. Now, it looks like she will be released. She should not be alive.

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Back Up The Truck!
The entire Border Patrol Agency needs to be fired. The chief Border Patrol agent in San Diego ordered his men not to make arrests or question illegals in the city itself; they were only to enforce the law at the border. Thankfully, the big boys in DC stopped this nonsense.
Don't these stupid bastards realize that there is a war on? Probably not. I don't blame them entirely. They were probably just doing what they thought the our whore congressmen wanted. The bottom line is that we have no border. Anyone who wants to can violate it. What we need is someone willing to secure the border and enforce the law. If we had a shoot-to-kill policy, the flood would stop. Fuck Vincente Fox and whatever he would think of it. The security of Americans is far more important than the feelings of a Mexican politician.
This will never happen, though. Republicans are feckless and want cheap labor. The Democrats want more ignorant slobs who will vote for them. The people, however, want illegal immigration stopped. No one listens to the people.

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Oh, God, No!
Elizabeth Smart has signed both tv and book deals. I can't bear to look at her or her picture-selling father anymore. I was hoping that they had gone away.

I still think that there is something fishy about her "kidnapping". I don't know if we'll ever find out the real story.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2003


You Goddamn Mintrels Ought To Be Beaten With Baseball Bats!
It seems that the only acceptable Minstrel show, The Sopranos, has filmed at the Stewart's Drive-In of Kearny, NJ. This is the closest drive-in to New York City and they serve great deep-fried hot dogs. Why would anyone want to be associated with that piece of shit program? Oh, yeah...publicity and a quick buck.

Jesus, I hate that program. James Gandolfini is a modern day Stepin Fetchit. I just hope that the fat, ugly fuck gets typecast. The politically correct asswipes are silent about this. That's why their whole movement is suck bullshit. It's cool to stereotype Italians.

From now on, when the urge hits, I'm going to Hiram's.

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Shoot The Bastards!
Click here for great namecalling by Warhol at Powered by Hate, Vodka and Greed. Someone stole his bike and he's pretty pissed off.

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Olaf, where's my buckshot?
John At Therapy Sessions has another great story about the dirtiest people on earth.

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Dumb Motherfucker of The Day
Deborah Franzman, a California university instructor, decided to swim with the seals yesterday. She wore a black wetsuit and swim fins. Oh...BTW...a shark killed her.

Do not swim where there are seals. They are shark food. If you dress up like a seal, the shark may not be able to tell the difference until he takes a bite out of your sorry ass and spits you out.

Do not swim in murky warters near rivermouths. Do not swim at dusk in areas where sharks are known to be. If you are bleeding, get the fuck out of the ocean!

Shark attacks on humans are infrequent. However, the risk of an attack can be reduced.


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Welcome, Home
I'm glad to see Michael Savage is back in New York. Agree with him or not, the guy does not take any shit . We need more people like him in this country.

WOR 710, is one of the great radio stations in this country. I'm happy that they have the guts, and good business sense, to put Savage on again. He makes for much more interesting listening than Bill "No, You Shut Up, Franken!" O'Reilly.

Roger Ailes ought to do the smart thing and bring him to Fox News.

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When Will It End?
John at Therapy Sessions has summed up yesterday's murders in Iraq and Israel pretty well.

Michael Savage made a good point when he called it a slow, drawn out holocaust. These Islamo-fascists will not be happy until every Jew is dead.

I'm looking forward to the next calls for release of prisoners/terrorists.



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Back In Business (Almost!)
I've just gotten back online after the great move. The apartment still isn't finished. Mrs. S still has about 200 pairs of shoes to move (she would not let the movers touch the shoes or her clothes. Who knos? Maybe there is a size 2 transvestite mover out there.). The move went really well. Nothing was broken, they finished in a few hours and they came in $100 less than the estimate. Who are they? Moishe's Moving Systems. I still have plenty of unpacking to do myself.

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Sunday, August 17, 2003


Gone Fishin'
This is it until Wednesday, folks. I'm moving on Monday. After that, life should be back to normal.

In the meantime, visit John at Therapy Sessions, Joel at Eyes, Lies and Spies, Trench at The Trenchcoat Chronicles and Jessica Lovejoy at Meeyapede. These are my everyday reads.

Anyway, Go Fuck Yourselves!

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Saturday, August 16, 2003


We Had No Right To Be There
For those of you who still think that we should not have gone into Iraq, there's this from DefendingAmerica:

Torture Methods in Iraq

Medical experimentation
Beatings
Crucifixion
Hammering nails into the fingers and hands
Amputating the penis or breasts with an electric carving knife
Spraying insecticides into a victim’s eyes
Branding with a hot iron
Committing rape while the victim’s spouse is forced to watch
Pouring boiling water into a rectum
Nailing the tongue to a wooden board
Extracting teeth with pliers
Using bees and scorpions to sting naked children in front of their parents

Is this enough for Al Gore?


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Welcome Back, HHTQ
I'm so happy that Her Highness The Queen has returned to posting. I feel royally blessed.

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Execute The Motherfucker!
Now that Hambali, Muslim Terrorist, is in custody, we should douse him in alcohol, shove a pork sausage up his ass and light him on fire. Get rid of him swifltly and let his fellow killers know that his unclean body will never see their paradise.

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So Long, You Bastard!
Cannibal, Butcher, Genocidal Maniac and Saudi Pal Idi Amin has crapped out. No word yet on whether the corpse will be fed to crocodiles.

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The American Blackout
The New York Post has it right:
"America's infrastructure needs to keep up with the economic and security demands of the post-9/11 world: The nation's safety and welfare are at stake.

And when the enviro-wackos and activists squawk about disturbing fish and scenic vistas and work to subvert - if not destroy - plans for new power plants and transmission lines, blackouts are the price Americans pay.

When political leaders kowtow to them, it is those leaders who must pay."

This is not just a power issue nor is it a New York City issue. The entire power system is a National Security issue. The grid is old, and like most of our infrastructure, needs to be replaced and strengthened.

On the Batchelor & Alexander Program, John Loftus pointed out that our enemies are watching. He said that this was "a dress rehersal" for terrorists. Yes, it would be an extremely effective way to strike: take out our electricity and then bomb. In New York City, there are far too many people and far too few ways to get out. While eveyone acted splendidly this time, a blackout coupled with terror would cause panic. Cleveland lost power and water. Imagine if that was accompanied by bombs.

There is not enough emergency planning. People left their offices and had no place to go. They slept outside train stations. This is fine in July but what about February? Will they just freeze to death? 600,000 people go through Penn Station everyday. If terrorists completely took out the railroads and subways, where would they go? My building has participated in mock evacuations, but there needs to be regular city-wide drills.

How many people had batteries/food/water? Very few in my office had flashlights. On the way home Thursday, I stopped to get some beer and soda. There were numerous people looking for batteries and candles. 9/11 came and went. People have still not realized the importance of a kit as well as a plan. I have an office file cabinet stocked with food, water, batteries, etc. How many others can say this? Our officials need to actively promote preparedness.

People also need to get in shape. Many will die if they have to flee in their current physical states. Very few office workers in Manhattan could walk home to Queens or Brooklyn. It should be of primary importance to get Americans physically fit.

The politicians are disgusting. George Pataki is asking questions now. He's had nine years to address this. Now that we've had a problem, he's pointing fingers.

Mike Bloomberg did a good job of keeping New York City calm. There was little else that he could do.

After 9/11, the country's energy situation should have been of prime importance. Strenghtening the system means more than ensuring that the grid cannot be compromised. It also means promoting conservation and efficiency. We should not be wasting energy. President Bush should be doing much more.

I would like to see campaigns similar to WWII. At that time, newspapers, movies and radio programs promoted patriotic endeavors. Now, the mainstream media mocks patriotism and emergency preparedness. Remember the response to duct tape?

It should now be considered the height of patriotism to be fuel efficient, prepared for emergencies and in top physical shape.

There is a war on, you know.

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Friday, August 15, 2003


Excellent job by Joel over at Eyes, Lies and Spies. He has done a great job capturing what a shithole life can be.

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The Worst Fashion Trends Started in The 70s
Amir Taheri has a great piece in today's abbreviated New York Post on the clothing that Murderous Islamic Militants want all women to be covered in. Check this out:

" neo-hijab made its first appearance in Iran in 1977 as a symbol of Islamist-Marxist opposition to the Shah's regime. When the mullahs seized power in Tehran in 1979, the number of women wearing the hijab exploded into tens of thousands.

In 1981, Abol-Hassan Bani-Sadr, the first president of the Islamic Republic, announced that "scientific research had shown that women's hair emitted rays that drove men insane." To protect the public, the new Islamist regime passed a law in 1982 making the hijab mandatory for females aged above six, regardless of religious faith. Violating the hijab code was made punishable by 100 lashes of the cane and six months imprisonment."

Rays that drive us insane?????? Bani-Sadr's only sexual experiences must have been with his right hand.


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Who done it?
New York radio has understandably concerned itself with local topics over the past 27+ hours. So, I had not heard anything about the West Virginia Sniper until I got back online. After the Blackout is over, will the so-called "experts" tell us that this is the work of a white male loner?

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Cleveland Gets Its Water From Lake Erie????
Next time I go to Cleveland, it's strictly bottled water.

Now that they've got their water back, do they really want it?

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Finally
The New York City Blackout of 2003 is over for me! Fuck the power companies! Governor George Pataki is a jerkoff. So are most of our leaders. The people of the city did a great job as did the NYPD and the MTA.

Dr. Joy Browne, I love you. You were fabulous!

I'll have more to say later on this.

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Thursday, August 14, 2003


Paging Vince McMahon
Shouldn't Bill O'Reilly and Al Franken be scheduled for a Texas Death Match?

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You Can Still Do It In Norway
Malaysian has a new law that forbids people to wash clothes, cook or light a fire in public toilets. There is no word on whether Norway will do likewise.

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Joel Meet Mary
135 Candidates are going to be on the recall ballot. This includes a porn star, Mary Carey. It also includes Joel Britton, retired meatpacker. Shouldn't they be running mates?

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Is He Still Here?
Fat Bastard and Has-Been Actor Alec Baldwin is still in the US. His former business partner, Corinne Mann, is suing The Murder-Urger because he stiffed her on production fees. It looks like his promise to leave the country is not the only one he's broken: "Her lawyer, Ken Nathanson, tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman that Baldwin "never had any intention of honoring the agreement." Nathanson says he duped Mann out of taking him to court for screen credits and a share of the profits from this and other productions." Baldwin is a scumbag all around.



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Ahm Too Busy
I knew that Bill Clinton was too politically astute to get himself involved in the California Recall. Clinton has no plans to go to California to help the pathetic Gray Davis. Davis is a LOSER and Clinton wants no part of him. Now, if he had big tits....

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Wednesday, August 13, 2003


Is There a French Word for Air Conditioner?
The "heatwave" in France has allegedly killed 100 people.

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Start Up The El Camino, Luther, I'm Goin' to Vail!
The racist flyers posted in Eagle County Colorado by the National Alliance in the wake of the Kobe Bryant rape case prove just how stupid these cro-mags are: "Don't Have Sex With Blacks. Avoid AIDS!" Do these grade school drop-outs really believe this? What kind of person sees the flyer and says "Yeah, that makes sense. I'm with the knuckle-draggers."?

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When Is This Son of A Bitch Going To Die?
Fidel Castro turns 77 today. He plans to celebrate by executing dissidents. No word yet on whether Steven Spielberg or Ted Turner have bought him the guillotine he's been asking for.

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Pathetic, Washed-up Actors Department
Darryl Hannah has posed nude for the November Playboy. Sure, look what it did for Downtown Julie Brown and Nancy Sinatra. After this, her career will take off like a rocket.
It's been downhill for the mermaid since the aviator, JFK Jr., dumped her.

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More Crap From The Families Of World Trade Center Victims
The whining continues. They are going to protest on 9/10 because they want most of the site to remain as is. They never want anything built there. The government has already given into too many of their demands. At this point, they should ignored.

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Not "If", But "When" Part II
According to the head of Australian Intelligence, a catastrophic chemical or biologial attack is only "a matter of time." His reasoning: "Australia is a target because we are seen as part of the Zionist Christian conspiracy.'' As long as people believe such crap, we'll always be targets and it will eventually happen.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2003


Not "If", But "When"
The scumbag busted for trying to sell a missile to FBI Agents will not be the last. At some point, a missile will take down a plane somewhere. There are just too many of these things out there.

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The Return of The Buck-Toothed Moron
Ugly, Unfunny Motherfucker Al Franken is back. FOX is suing him over his new book which includes "fair and balanced" in the subtitle. FOX is suing to protect its trademark not to silence him. However, luckily for Franken, this is great publicity which should increase sales. Franken is a relic of another time and should just go away.
Like most comedians of his vintage that have emerged from the Baby Boomer-infested sewer that is Saturday Night Live, Franken is just not funny.

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In case Anyone Was Wondering...
There is still a strong smell of horseshit in front of the Ritz-Carlton on Central Park South. Despite the stench, there were about 20 girls hanging around the hotel in order to catch a glimpse of Justin Timberlake. I guess that the young ladies just love horseshit.

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Ted Kaczynski Should Have Been Executed
Is there a specific reason that we are keeping Unabomber Ted Kaczynski alive? He's now trying to have one of his bombs moved to the University of Michigan for "posterity".

In a just world, he would have had dynamite shoved up his ass and down his throat then detonated. He is a worthless piece of slime murderer. It's a shame that people have to work hard and pay taxes in order to keep him alive.

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It's Sharon's Fault
With this morning's two suicide bombings in Israel, I wonder how long it will be before the Bush Administration starts prodding Sharon to show a good faith effort and release some more murderers.

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Honey, I Think The Man Next Door Is Up To Something
Daniel Pipes has a great piece in today's New York Post about an American supporter of terrorists, Maher Mofeid "Mike" Hawash, and his defenders. He was an Intel employee who led a seemingly normal life until the past few years when he adopted Islamic dress. When he was picked up by the FBI for providing support to terrorists, his co-workers defended him and blamed it on racism.

Hawash pled guilty last week and his supporters are silent about his activities.

Pipes has a great conclusion:

"There are two lessons here. First, profiling can work. Alert neighbors reporting on apparently militant Islamic activities brought Hawash to law enforcement's attention.

Second, sympathizers of terrorist suspects are entitled to express surprise and tell heart-warming stories about them. But shrill charges of racism and appalling comparisons to Nazi Germany impede the U.S. government's efforts to protect Americans."





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Sunday, August 10, 2003


And, Another Thing...
I'm sick of seeing visors. This is the stupidest accessory since puka shells. Put on a visor and your IQ drops 75 points. Put it on upside down and it drops 100 (which is a bitch for the Double-digits out there).

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Give me A Goddamn Rheingold!
I'm sick of beer with cutesy names. There's a festival in Britain that features beer with names like Pigswill and Fursty Ferret. That would get me to order it. "Give me a bottle of Precious Moments Stout!"
When I want a fucking beer, I want a fucking beer not some goddamn shit with "Ye Olde" in the name.
I also don't want raspberry, peach or roasted chocolate (whatever the fuck that is) in my beer. This is all some Baby Boomer conspiracy to destroy the American palate, like sundried tomatoes and radicchio. Some goddamn Woodstock-era stoner decided to throw Junior Mints into his Heineken and now we've got the market flooded with this shit.
I've also grown to hate this Jim Koch from Sam Adams Beer. This is another dude who thinks he's making fucking art. He talks about "crafting". Goddamnit, it's a fucking beer not the Mona Lisa! He ought to drown in a vat of his Summer Brew (whatever the fuck that is).

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What The Fuck Is Going On, George?
I just read that George Carlin is going to be in Scary Movie 3. Has it come to this? Our funniest comedian is appearing as a fifth banana to the 5th or 6th most talented Wayans brother.
I guess it's been downhill since Shining Time Station.
BTW, did we really need Scary Movie 2, nevermind 3? This is starting to wear really thin. Anyone seen Airplane 6?

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Put His Head In The Food Processor!
The radio, and I hope that this is only a New York thing for the sake of the rest of the country, is chock full of commmercials featuring the owner of "The Restaurant", Rocco DiSpirito. I've never seen his show. Most people haven't. Yet, this fucking guy is all over the goddamn radio with annoying fucking American Express commercials. Stop it! Please! This is a guy who's business is funded by NBC and he's giving advice to small businessmen. Jesus, Rocco just move to fucking Toronto or something.

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Saturday, August 09, 2003


Howard, Where's My Suntan Lotion?
It seems that Anna Nicole Smith has visited New Jersey.

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Who is the real Kobe?
Newsweek is asking this. Who fucking cares? I'm beginning to miss headless, ex-human Laci Peterson. Jesus, Kobe, just plead guilty or kill yourself.

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Oh, Vera
Some hillbilly has been charged with sexual misconduct with a female horse. Apparently, it had been going on for awhile:

"What scares me is that he has been doing things for so long and is suspected of doing even more than he has been charged with, that he may only get a few years and be out on the street," Barnes said.

Several of the horse owners admitted they were very slow to put two and two together about the incidents, because "your mind doesn’t really want to go there," they said.



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Friday, August 08, 2003


Bill Loves A Winner!
Ten days ago, the talk was that The Great Stainmaker was going to head out to Cali and stop the recall and save Gray Davis. I don't imagine that he'll be visiting CA anytime soon. Peyronie Bill knows a loser when he sees one. Davis is a loser, big time.


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Those Wacky Norwegians
It seems that Europe's dirtiest people have taken to feeding kittens to their pet snakes. Check this out:

"Some people get a kick out of seeing a kitten being eaten alive by a snake," biologist Kees Ekeli, director of the Bergen Aquarium in western Norway, told Reuters. "It's cheap and it's a good size for a medium-sized snake."

There is more at work here than snakes eating. It seems that the owners might have a few issues. What kind of fucking lunatic gets his rocks off by watching things get eaten?

As far as snake food goes, I don't see the difference between kittens and rats. Snakes eat small animals. What's the difference if it's something that humans find cute and cuddly or repulsive?

The problem is the desire to keep snakes as prisoners. The damn things belong in the jungle or in the desert, not is some glass case in Norway or Milwaukee. Does anyone believe that the snake wants to be in some cell, depending on a half-wit in dirty underwear for his room and board?


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Face it Albert, You Can't Win
Al Gore couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistfull of hundreds. He plans a great politcal (comeback?) speech and Arnold Schwarzenegger gets all the press. He should just go back to inventing or tobacco farming.

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Hasta La Vista Or Something Like That
I don't understand why people are upset about Arnold Schwarzenegger running for governor. Could he be any worse than the ineffective George Pataki or the demagogic Mario Cuomo? Is he going to be more corrupt than Edwin Edwards? I doubt it.
Why should we think that he is any less politically astute than newspaper columnists or television commentators? "Yeah, I like Arnold but he's no Molly Ivins or Freddie Barnes."
Career politicians rank just above serial killers and child molesters in my book, so I'm happy to see anyone who has been successful in another area of life run for office.

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Thursday, August 07, 2003


Sometimes I Wonder About The Content of White Castles
Yet, I can't imagine anything as bad as what one woman in South Africa found in her stew.

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Feisty Old Bastard Department
One-time actor and bridge-columnist, Omar Sharif, has received a suspended sentence for headbutting a French policeman after being thrown out of a casino. Headbutting? The guy is 71-years old. Wow! Get this guy a fight with Bankrupt Mike Tyson!

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Kick Oscar The Grouch's Ass!
Some guy from the Bronx is in trouble for poking his umbrella into a Sesame Street character at a Pennsylvania theme park. Poking?

I'm surprised that the guy didn't kill the kid. Here he is, driving from the Bronx all the way to PA with his three-year-old and his ex-wife in order to visit a goddamn themepark full of cutesy characters, long lines and over-indulged, whiney toddlers on one of the most humid days of the year. Jesus, I'd put a gun to my head first.



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Hanging Ourselves
Bill Gertz had a great piece in Tuesday's Washington Times on Chinese students suspected of espionage at American universities. Apparently, the students were working as researchers on defense projects. Is there a specific reason that we have foreign nationals from a fascist state, whose officials have declared their intentions of going to war with the US, working on this sort of thing? Are we out of our minds?

There are 50,00 Chinese Nationals at American universities. Who is paying their bills? Is any money coming from US government sources? I hope not. We have enough Americans who are deeply in debt because of student loans; we should be helping them before we assist foreigners.

The FBI has responded to this by setting up cointel units. A better response would be to ship those working on technology or defense programs home. We need to balance what foreign students add to academia with the security threat that a few could present.


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Goddamnit, I Missed It!
I work a few blocks from Bryant Park. On Tuesday Afternoon, a hawk, placed in the park to eat pigeons, attacked a chihuahua. Did the geniuses tell the hawks to "scare away" only pigeons? Didn't they lecture them on the subject of domestic pets? Hawks are predators not watchdogs. This was bound to happen.

I think that vultures should be installed in the park next. Could there be a better way to handle the employees of counsulting firms?

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Britney Spears Is The Anti-Christ!
I am sure of this. Yahoo has a piece on this dimwit and her topless photo on the cover of British Elle Magazine. My proof of the mark of the beast:

"I was having a huge brain fart when I did the dark hair," she explained to British Elle. "My hairdresser persuaded me. And at first it was cool but then I went on vacation and my girlfriend got her hair highlighted and I was like, 'Man I gotta go back, I wanna be blonde again!'"

Could this possibly be the thoughts of a human? I don't think so.

BTW, if I'm wrong about Miss Spears, then Diane Sawyer is the Anti-Christ.


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Webster's Next!
Gary Coleman has entered the race for California Governor! This is getting better and better! Over 500 people have taken out the papers necessary to run in the recall election. Even the pathetic, watermelon-smashing comic, Gallagher, has entered the race. Imagine the debate! Each candidate gets a nano-second to respond. Wow! Gallagher could hit both Larry Flynt and Coleman with his sledgehammer! It'll be better than watching Gigli.

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Wednesday, August 06, 2003


The Girl In "Joe Dirt" Is Hot!
There is a site called Mulletwigs.com where you can purchase, you guessed it, mullet wigs. Models include "The Landscaper" and "The Trash". They are also selling a combination keychain/lighter/bottle opener. It's no surprise that the firm is located in South Jersey.

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Vegas Rules
So, Vegas is now America's Meanest City for the Homeless. Good! I only wish that NY was the meanest.

Homelessness should not be encouraged as a lifestyle choice. Most homeless people are addicts or mentally ill. They should be in hospitals; they should not be on the streets. Only the assholes at the ACLU want to keep them there.

And, what's so bad about being "mean-spirited"? Based on who's using the term, it might just be a badge of honor.

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The Planet Is Blue (Mostly)
I had a referral to my site from something called BlackPlanet.com. Among the amusing things there was this poll question: "Should Bush meddle in Liberia`s civil war?" Meddle? That's a loaded word. Mother-in-laws meddle. I can't imagine more than 10% of people responding "yes" to meddling.

There was also this forum topic:
"Issue: Is there any difference?
The Pentagon urged American news networks to air images of dead Iraqis Uday and Qusay Hussein, yet when Al-Jazeera aired images of dead Americans the government staged an uproar. Is there any difference?"

This is a debate only for the ignorant.

The site also featured an invitation to "Find Jobs at NYPD". Great, it's good that the NYPD is reaching out to everyone. "Who's everyone?", you ask. Well among the BlackPlanet.com members being advertised as online during my visit were "Minipimp" and "Misspolopimpin". Yes, you too can be aspire to be both a a pimp and a member of New York's Finest.

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Tuesday, August 05, 2003


Those Peaceful Muslims
Our Islamo-fascist friends are at it again. Today's Indonesian bombing proves that we can never let up on these bastards. They will not be happy until we are all bowing down five times a day to their non-existant god.

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What Price Horseshit?
Yesterday, I went for a walk during lunch. As I approached Central Park South and Sixth Ave, there was a strong smell of manure. This was in front of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel. Directly across the street was the usual line of hansom cabs. Why on earth would anyone pay $400+ for a room at the Ritz when you have to deal with the smell of horseshit?

The hansom cabs have to go. It's a cruel life for the horse. And, it exists only for rube tourists so they can tell everyone back in Kansas City that they went for a ride in a horse-drawn carriage in Central Park.

Besides, New York smells enough without the horseshit.

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Roadmap To Hell Continued
Well, it looks like the ceasfire was giving Hamas a chance to re-load. During this "negotiation" period, they were planning to kill Ariel Sharon. Nice. It's easier to get what you want when you knock off your opposition.

Terrorists cannot be negotiated with. We know that. At what point will we let the Israelis operate without negotiating with these murderers and their financiers?

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Monday, August 04, 2003


Get This Mother-Fucker Off The Air
"Saddam Hussein..is he soup, yet?" This is the latest soundbite that MSNBC is using to promote Keith Olbermann's show. Christ, I can't stand this guy. He is as smarmy as Elton John and has all the charm of Corey Feldman trying to impress us with his celebrity. Olbermann talks in trite, pseudo-smart-ass soundbites. What kind of brainless morons in the executive suites fall for this shit? No one has watched his succession of programs; yet, he continues to pop up with new ones. This guy is like toxic mold. We will have to move to another country to get away from him.

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Who's with Gore? I'm with Gore
Gray Davis is going to fight the recall afterall. He will try to delay it as long as possible. Damn, the recall was supposed to be entertaining. Now, it'll be dragged out like a bad reality program. This is like having a heavy-weight fight postponed. In the words of Judge Mills Lane, "Let's get it on!"

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Irregular
I'm in the process of moving to a new apartment. So, postings will be irregular over the next two weeks. It's a lot bigger, has hard-wood floors and there's a doorman. So, It'll be worth all the disruption.

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Saturday, August 02, 2003


Bing Bing Bing
Do we really need to give kids as much Pepsi as they want? I was listening to WPLJ yesterday afternoon and they ran a spot for a theme park in Connecticut that advertises "You can drink all the free soda you want!" Are they fucking crazy? What kind of hellhole is this? People can't control their fucking kids under normal conditions. Now, this place wants to fill the little bastards with unlimited caffiene and sugar. I'd be more likely to go to a park that promised to fill the kids up with Xanax and Ambien. Jesus!

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I'm for Muttley
258 people have filed to be on the ballot in the recall of the California Governor. Georgy Russell seems to have a chance. Who the hell are all these people? Why do they think that they have a chance?
Oh, why not? This is great entertainment. Besides, I always enjoyed The Wacky Races when I was a kid. Penelope Pitstop was hot!
Anyway, Larry Flynt will make the race interesting. The media will follow him around and he'll supply them with outrageous statements.
I'm hoping that George "Goober" Lindsey gets into the race. He'd be the only elected official to wear a crown.

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Less Boobs and More Balls
The NFL is going to use Britney Spears to advertise the beginning of the new season. What the hell is the NFL thinking? Blood, Guts and Glory is the essence of football not fake boobs and brand names. For chrissakes, what's next? Justin Timberlake and Christina Ass-Shaker singing the National Anthem? Disney characters in the aisles at stadiums?
The NFL has been going downhill since it hired golfer/ex-human Payne Stewart to wear riduculous get-ups in team colors. The Super Bowl, which should be about brutality and triumph, is nothing but a commercial trimmed with lousy football and bad music.
The NFL needs to being back the head slap. It also needs to get rid of artificial turf, indoor stadiums, cheerleaders and the United Way. Goddamn it, retards and football don't mix!

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