Sociopathocracy

Wednesday, July 30, 2003


Get 'Em Off The Road
Why does every eighty year-old driver have a fucking Crown Victoria? And, what is the reason that they have to drive 25 mph below the speed limit? I was just behind some old bastard in one of these monstrosities and he was a major obstacle. Jesus, if they aren't driving slow, they're stepping on the wrong pedal and mowing people down! Take away Grandpa's license, goddamnit!

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Wow, Am I Proud of Those Boys!
Is the latest Saddam Hussein audiotape real? I doubt it. All we ever get are audiotapes. Why no pictures? Has the entire Muslim world run out of videotape? We haven't seen Osama in a long time either. Could it be that they are both dead? I think so.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2003


Joel And His Buddies Need A Place To Live
Highest recommendations for Eyes, Lies and Spies. I like the blog and Joel swears a lot.

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Monday, July 28, 2003


It's A Pilgrim Thing, You Wouldn't Understand
White people cannot teach Black History. This is the latest from liberal racists. It also fucking ignorant. Check this out:

Phyllis Yarber Hogan, a member of the Oberlin Black Alliance for Progress, said a white teacher wouldn't be well-suited to teaching students about subjects like slavery.
"When you talk about slavery, students need to understand it is not our fault," she said. "Our ancestors did nothing wrong to be enslaved.
"How do you work through that when the person teaching it is the same type of person who did the enslaving?"

Phyllis Yarber Hogan is a racist, a black racist but a racist nonetheless.


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Bob Hope Fucked A Lot of Chicks!
Bob Hope was a great comedian. In the end, it was rather pathetic. He was out of it and his greatest fans were dead pool players waiting for him to buy the big one.

The guy's career was amazing. He went from the 20s to the 90s. Think about it. The guy's career spanned Teapot Dome to The Great Depression to WWII to Korea to Vietnam to Watergate to Reagan to The Gulf War. In terms of broads, he went from Mae West to Lana Turner to Marilyn Monroe to Raquel Welch to Farrah Fawcett to Brooke Shields. It's unbelievable, just in terms of longevity. If he had been in good health, I'm sure he would have been shaking booty with Jennifer Lopez and cracking jokes about Uday Hussein's groovy palace.

What he did for the troops was wonderful. He really was a great American.

I love Hope on radio. I have a number of his shows from the 40s. He is hilarious. Gerald Nachman, in his Raised on Radio, says that Hope was the Howard Stern of his time. I'm not sure if that's true, but the guy was a master of the double entendre.

He was also a master ladies' man. I'm sure we'll be treated to more about that later. However, most of his conquests have pre-deceased him.

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Sunday, July 27, 2003


If Someone Breaks Into Your House, KILL HIM!
Brendan Fearon is a convicted heroin dealer whose base of operations is the UK. Fearon has more than 30 criminal convictions. He is best known for being the man not killed by Tony Martin.
Who is Tony Martin, you ask? Martin is a 59-year old British Farmer, who shot Fearon and another burgler in 1999. Martin was only 1 for 2, killing only Fearon's accomplice, Fred Barras. Instead of coming down on the criminals, the British legal system went after Martin. He was first convicted of murder and got a life sentence. This was later reduced to manslaughter. Remember, Martin was defending himself and he got L-I-F-E! Fearon was free to commit more crimes.
Martin is scheduled to be paroled. However, some in the penal system are against this because, get this, Martin is a "danger to burglers." Martin, however, has had his life publicaly threatened by Barras' hoodlum relatives.
Fearon is also suing Martin under Europe's Human Rights Laws. These laws don't take into account Martin's right to be left the fuck alone and not have his home invaded by lawless punks. Goddamn socialist bastards!
Fearon's next victim should blow his parasite brains out. It should be bloody and the pictures should be on every newscast, newspaper and internet site the world over. If criminals went to work with the knowledge that behind every door was a man or woman with the means to defend themselves with lethal force, the criminals might think twice about going to work. Brendon Fearon deserves to be an example for everyone of these punk bastards.


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I'm Still With Busey
This California Governor Recall is the best thing that's happened in politics, from an entertainment point of view, in a long time. Every sort of two-bit county dog catcher is entering the race. Both Huffingtons seem to be ready to throw their sombreros in. This is just too cool.
My favorite candidate is Georgy Russell . She's hawking thongs on her web site to support her candidacy. Just for that, she should get the horny vote.
The Huffingtons scare me. Michael Huffington is just completely fucking weird, and Arianna is a space alien. I'm convinced of that. Thankfully, neither has a chance.
This has the potential to be the best reality television show ever. We need this in NYC for 2005.
I'm supporting Busey in that one too.



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Who Would Do This?
Matt Drudge has linked to a photo that allegedly started "Hillary is pregnant" rumors.
She's not pregnant. She's fat. Anyway, could you imagine Bill fucking her? Ugh, that's too graphic, especially before brunch.

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Saturday, July 26, 2003


They Shoot Naked Chicks, Don't They?
Well. it looks like they don't. The Bambi Hunt seems to be a hoax. It was just a sleazy, albeit creative, way to sell nudie videos. It was cool to see the outrage from the usual suspects over Hunting for Bambi. Their reactions are so predictable.

On the other hand, what kind of sick fuck would get turned on by this?


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Tastes Like Chicken
A dead Norwegian Man has been eaten by his dog. There was no mention as to whether the ex-human changed his underwear frequently.

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Poetry in Motion
There is a video of the dead bodies of Qusay and Uday Hussein at Ogrish.

Ogrish has a number of death photos of Uday and Qusay. The site is also chock full of autopsy photos, death, dismemberment and gore. This is quality family entertainment at its best.

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Friday, July 25, 2003


Dora Lives
Last Night, The History Channel ran a two hour documentary on the history of the beach. One segment was dedicated to surfing; I only wish that more time had been spent on Miki Dora, a surfing legend who embodied the soul of the sport.

Dora wasn't the most trustworthy person ever born, but his love and devotion to surfing remained pure despite his shortcomings. The guy did exactly what he wanted and never sold out. No clothing lines. No cereals. No appearances on Babewatch.

I've only seen Dora surf on old films; these show him to be a master stylist. His whole life was about style.

For those who don't know a damn thing about surfing or give a fuck about it, Dora means nothing. For those who do, Dora is everything we want to be.


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What's The Difference Department
The New York Post reveals that the City Council Killer was Gay and HIV+. So what? Neither caused him to commit this heinous act. This guy was a fucking nut in need of serious mental help. He shouldn't have been walking the streets never mind walking past the metal detectors in the City Council. It wouldn't have mattered if he was a straight father of 12.

The Gay angle is just stupid and bigoted.


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Extra! Extra! See Uday & Qusay By Clicking On The Link!
Touching up the corpses of Uday Hussein and Qusay Hussein was a pretty stupid idea. For years, westerners claimed that Lenin's corpse on display in Moscow was a fake. Our artistry on these two jerks will probably bring a similar reaction in the Arab world. Overall, I think it was dumb to retouch anything. The government should have left well enough alone and released full pictures of the two as they looked when found.

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OK, Shakespeare, Maybe We Should Kill All The Lawyers!
The Trial Lawyers are now running the country. They are dictating how companies should be run, what they should sell, etc. They are now putting pressure on ice cream companies to add healthy alternatives or avoid litigation. Wow, is this a protection racket? Do the manufacturers have to give money to The Center for Science in the Public Interest?

Look, the fat, waddling bastards and their fat, waddling offspring who think that ice cream is one of the four food groups have made personal decisions to eat this shit. In doing so, they are responsible for their own plight. It's not the ice cream makers fault that their customers have medical problems. Diabetes II is rampant in the US because people won't stop eating saturated fats, simple carbohydrates and excessive amounts of protein. Should the healthy sue the fat slobs that drive up our health insurance premiums?

Ice cream companies are no more to blame than McDonalds or Hersheys or Frito-lay for the ill health of their customers. The customers themselves are to blame. They have no self-control.

The trial lawyers are just greedy pigs looking for another trough.

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Thursday, July 24, 2003


What The Hell Are They Thinking Dept.
Matt Drudge has a piece that has Jack Kemp running for California Governor. If the Republicans push Kemp, they are pushing a sure loser. He is a weak candidate, with little charisma, and has never won a race outside Buffalo.

I've always wondered how a professional basketball player could miss a slam dunk. I guess it's also possible to miss one in politics.


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You're Not Gonna Put These In The Yearbook, Are You?
Here are Uday and Qusay as never seen before! Uday Hussein kinda looks like Bluto from the Popeye cartoons. Qusay looks like any ol' stiff on a Discovery Channel program.

I'm sure some in the Middle East will dismiss it as a Hollywood trick. Those people are lost causes.

It's a good thing that these two bastards are dead. They will never torture, rape or drop anyone into a shredder again.



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Decorating With Death
When are we going to get the Uday and Qusay Hussein death photos? I was hoping that they'd already be available. Afterall, it's the afternoon already in Baghdad.

These will probably replace a bottle of Everclear as my wallpaper at work.


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Wednesday, July 23, 2003


Honey, Where's The Off?
Some kid in India has flies hatching in his genitals. Man, this guy has a right to complain!




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Keepin' It Real
Today's killing in the New York Cty Council was committed by a lunatic who would have killed the unfortunate councilman no matter what. The murderer was a guest of a councilman and was assisted by the lax security in the building. Apparently, Council members and their guests were not checked by metal detectors.
This means that there was very little security at all.

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The Comments are back. I've switched to BackBlog. I hope that they will be reliable.

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Teddy Kennedy CAIRs
Daniel Pipes is a noble man. His reputation is being sullied by bigots. Unfortunately, too many of our "so-called" leaders, including the craven swimmer, Ted Kennedy, are willing to be pressured by these hate groups.

I don't believe that the government should be financing an "Institute of Peace". It's a waste of hard-earned taxpayer money. However, if there has to be one, I'd want to make sure that someone of the caliber of Daniel Pipes is on it.

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell
I am tired of hearing the term "Pro-Saddam Loyalists". MSNBC has used it five times in the past five minutes. Newscasters use this term to describe those killing Americans in Iraq. Never once do they ponder who is behind the violence. They lazily assume that it must be Saddam's devoted followers.

These attackers are less "Pro-Saddam" than Anti-American. This is indicated by their nationalities which is overwhelmingly not Iraqi. Most of the attackers that we have captured are Syrian, Saudi and Jordanian.

So, who is financing the actions of these "Pro-Saddam Loyalists"? Who has the most to gain by keeping us occupied in Iraq and giving the american Media something to harp on everyday? Why, The Iranian Mullahs , of course.

This is definitely being financed by Iran.

I'm also tired of hearing every military action compared to Vietnam. Unfortunately, we are going to have to hear this shit until every Baby Boomer is dead. "Oooohh, he's leading us into another Vietnam!" For chrissakes, can't they think of anything more original?



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Tuesday, July 22, 2003


Honey, I'm Home! Where Are The Boys?
Uday and Qusay Hussein are dead. Let's hope that their 72 virgins are giving it to these ex-humans with strap-ons the size of the Empire State Building. Mourners should click here.


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Where Will We Work?
Yahoo has posted a New York Times story about IBM shifting more jobs overseas. Big Deal?

Well, these are white-collar jobs. Yes, these are the positions held by the minivan-drivers who push strollers around our shopping malls. Heaven forbid!

When factory workers were losing their jobs to the Chinese and Mexicans, it was okay with many members of the middle-class. It allowed them to buy cheaper big screen televisions, chinos and Nikes. Now that the shoe will be on the other foot, things might not be so wonderful.

Imagine the 50 year-old programmer who loses his job. He can take his M.S. and head down to Wal-Mart and stack beef jerky for the minimum wage. He can forget about his daughter's huge wedding at a Versailles-themed catering hall. He can forget about cheating on his taxes because all he'll have is a W-2.

It won't be just programmers. This job transfer will affect accountants, engineers, architects, scientists and just about anyone else that can be replaced by an educated third-worlder.

Ever since corporations became multi-nationals, they have ceased to have America's best interests at heart. America is just another customer, another profit center. Corporate executives like IBM's Tom Lynch only care about satisfying their bosses. Lynch is little more than a highly-paid butt-licker. The CEOs and boards of directors set the tone. Maximizing their own compensation is their primary goal.

One has to wonder what would happen in case of another war like WWII. At that time, corporations turned everything over to military production. But, in the future, what if surrender is more profitable?

And just what will the middle-class do? When will they have had enough? What happens when downtowns in Westchester resemble Gary, Indiana? What happens when they can't afford to send their honor students to good schools?




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Rapists and Murderers Dead?
Let's hope that the two bodies in Mosul are those of Saddam's sons, Quisp and Quake. Even if they are, the Left will begin a disinformation campaign.

There will be claims that this didn't happen, that we faked the DNA evidence and that Saddam and his two sons are still running aroung loose. It'll be the same deal when we find WMD. There will be all sorts of claims that we planted the stuff. Just wait. I can hear Michael Moore now.

In addition, if these stiffs are Quisp and Quake, where is Big Daddy? Was he killed on March 19th? I think so.


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Our Allies, The Saudis
It looks like the special report on 9/11 is going to point to the involvement of our good friends, the Saudis. How surprising!

The Bush administration wants to excise 28 pages from the report. These pages cite the involvement of our Islamo-pals in Ridyah. This is a big mistake. What the hell is the administration thinking?

Americans need to hear the unvarnished truth. Nothing good can ever come from hiding this. It only leads to more distrust.

Saudi Arabia is a brutal, repressive, Anti-Semitic dictatorship that abuses women and financially supports oppression all over the world. They financed the attacks on 9/11. However, we need to buy oil from them. So, the administration feels that they have to be protected. Bullshit! Let the people know the truth! Fuck Saudi Arabia and Stay Alive with The MC5!

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Paging Corey Haim
I missed Banzai on FOX Sunday Night. I saw the first episode which was funny, but I couldn't see how the gags could keep fresh or original for more than that first show.

The one-armed man vs the one-legged man in a soccer kick was pretty cool. This has a lot of possibilities. I would pay to watch these two in a swimming contest.

Reality television is often pretty boring but it's getting weirder and weirder. I saw a promo on Comedy Central for something called Really Blind Date which purports to feature blind people on blind dates.

Where is this all heading? I can see it now: A blind, armless schizophrenic loses a boxing match to Jethro Bodine and then has to be anally penetrated by Corey Feldman while dipping his head into a pool of piranahs.



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Sunday, July 20, 2003


The Weird Among Us
"Shania Twain Robert Mugabe " - I found this among the search terms that led people to my blog. I just wonder what this person was looking for. Sex pics?


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Just checked the surf report: Two feet and crappy. No dawn patrol. I'm going to bed.

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Buddy Clark Was Right
I love Linda Stasi's writing. She is both sarcastic and amusing. Why doesn't the New York Post have a direct link to her columns? I can link to Hondo but not Linda. She has a great piece on Sgt. Childmolester in today's Post. As an aside, she's kinda cute for someone born when the world was in Black & White.

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Zimbabweans Will Do Anything For Freedom
Each time that govenment invents a way to control the lives of the citizenry, the people find a way to get around it. In Zimbabwe, people have resorted to renting corpses in order to pose as hearse drivers and get a break when buying gas. Imagine getting that smell out of your car!


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Thanks, France
I can't believe that I'm wrting this.

However, French diplomats in Havana invited some Cuban dissidents to their Bastille Day celebrations. This has pissed off Commu-fascist Dictator Fidel Castro. For those who think that Kindly Ol' Uncle Fidel is such a benevolent guy, The Telegraph reports:

"For dissidents who attend receptions, the consequences may be far more severe. Cuba's foreign minister, Felipe Perez Roque, has threatened to use the full force of law against those who "act with foreign powers to subvert the government of Fidel Castro". "

By "full force", he means torture, imprisonment and execution.


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A Gin and Tonic, An Orange Squash and An Ambien, Please!
It's 3:42 in the morning and I can't fucking sleep. So, I'm listening to Joe Franklin. It is really a weird program. Joe just introduced Ersel Hickey, a 50s singer, while intervewing Leon Charney, a New York lawyer, and plugging Zelgo.com. Why in the hell do these people warrant 50,000 watts?

I just read Trench's comment on search terms like "Beyonce's Ass". Here goes: Celebrity Autopsy Photos Let's see what happens. Trench has a great site and an interesting story.


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Saturday, July 19, 2003


Fucking Great Site of the Hour!
While surfing for Kobe Bryant news this morning, I found Bad Jocks - Where COPS meets SportsCenter. This will be a regular read.


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Oh, Vera!
It seems that Elderly, Toupee-Wearing Sci-Fi Actor Willam Shatner has been locked in a battle with his ex-wife (not the one who drowned ala Jerry Lee Lewis's Ex) over Horse Semen! According to their divorce settlement, Marcy Shatner is entitled to regular shipments of the equine sticky stuff. That woman is just a little too wild!


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Fucking Great Site of The Day
I found a really different blog this morning, Autopsy Report - Log of experiences as a Medical Examiner Intern. This should spark some great dinner conversation.


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Kobe, We Hardly Knew Ye!
There is a great take in today's New York Post on Kobe Bryant's Sexual Assault Charge. Douglas Montero, who always writes about people down on their luck, headed to some community center in Pennsylvania where the Kobster "honed his skills". Here is the best part:

"Linda Jackson, the director of the Ardmore Avenue Community Center, where Kobe Bryant honed his basketball skills, slammed her hand on her desk as if to kill a bug.

Tears welled in her eyes as she began to hear a Colorado district attorney announce that sexual-assault charges will be filed against Bryant.

"Where's the physical evidence? Do they have DNA? They better have the DNA!" she screamed as the televised press conference unrolled in front of her eyes."

Linda, Baby, get a godamn life! This is going to be the best trial since OJ. Greta Van Sustern was already yakking about it last night. Move over Scott Peterson!

Somebody at the center should have advised the young Bryant to stay the hell away from women he doesn't know. Didn't he learn anything from Mike Tyson?

Jesus, the guy has shitloads of money. Why didn't he get a thosand-dollar-an-hour hooker? No, this dope had to save a few bucks and force himself (allegedly) on some hotel employee.


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Get Me A Goddamn Yo-Yo!
Yesterday was totally-fucking-absolutely-disappointing. One of my colleagues, who is truly the turd in the punchbowl, and I downed a couple of burritos at Burritoville and headed over to Toys R Us to do a little shopping. I was looking for a yo-yo. Toys R Us in Times Square bills itself as the largest toy store in the world. They had to have one.

All I wanted was a simple Duncan Yo-Yo. No can do. The salesdork contacted a manager who had to consult an oracle deep within the bowels of the store. I was instructed to look in a bin near a register on the second floor. OK, I went to the second floor. Were there any yo-yos there?

No, only something called a Yo-Yo ball. Look, if I wanted balls to swing back and forth, I'd switch to boxers. All I wanted was a simple, goddamnn yo-yo to alleviate boredom in the office. I was in the 'so-called" largest toy store in the free world and couldn't get one. This is bullshit.

What the hell is happening in this country when a grown man can't buy a yo-yo?



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J-Lo's Ass is Hot!
When the subject of website traffic came up at work, I told my former boss that we only needed three little words to drive more traffic to the site: "Britney Spears Nude". While we both thought that this was amusing, I did not realize how true this was.

I checked out the site traffic for this blog and found out that most of the search terms used to find it related to Beyonce's Ass. This is great. I am an avid fan of booty, especially when it's wrapped in lo-rise jeans and a thong. Nothing is better than the rear-ends on the Reef Girls that appear each month in Surfer.

My mom used to laugh when Newsday printed an obituary that read something along the lines of "Michael Donahue, 69, Avid Bowler." I would be honored if mine read "Avid Ass Afficionado."


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Thursday, July 17, 2003


What the hell kind of name is "Gray" anyway?

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A New Man for Cali For those of you who are going to vote in the California Governor's Recall Election, I am urging you to replace Gray Davis with a write-in candidate, Gary Busey. If you thought Jesse Ventura was a trip, imagine a Busey press conference. Whoa!

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Go Back To Fucking Fair Lawn, goddamnit! About 10:30 this morning, I left the office to get some "so-called" fresh air and a sandwich at Times Square Bagels. At 44th and Broadway, I was accosted by a 20-something, not particularly attractive blonde who said "You can't cross here." "Are you crazy?" was all that I could come up with. I crossed where I wanted to cross and got my fucking sandwich.

Pissed off, I headed back to my office.

At 44th and Seventh, another fucking twerp stopped me. This guy said "You are not allowed to cross here. " He then pointed across 44th and told me that I "could cross over there." This was it. I pay more in state and local taxes than these minimum wage media butt-fuck receptacles make in a goddamn year. I'm going to cross any goddamn street that I goddamn want to. I looked at this little asshole and told him that "I work right across the street and I was going to cross right fucking here. Do you understand?" The brainless little shit cracked a scared smile and backed off.

The problem here is the media. They take over streets and won't let the people who work or live on them pass by. I know that television and film companies employ a lot of people, but those people are really annoying pricks who would be better off in Canada or another place where you are required to fuck your first cousin.

It has gotten worse since Giuliani took office. There is more filming and every two-bit cable network now has a street-level studio. This means that the sidewalks are filled with more and more tourists with their big, fat asses fueled by McDonalds and clad by Wal-Mart.

I would vote for any mayoral candidate that vowed to crack down on these shits.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2003


Another Day, Another Outrage This is starting to get pretty funny. Now, a World Trade Center Victim family is upset with a cemetary because they won't allow a WTC replica to be placed on their son's grave. Paul and Nassima Wachtler want an exception made to cementary policy, which limits the nuber of monuments on a site, in order that they can erect some ghoulish memorial to their son. The cemetary is sticking to its rules. Bully for them!

Every day, another Family of Victims bitches and moans about how the world is screwing them. Their demands are getting more and more absurd. Actually, the only folks more demanding are Zimbabwean War Veterans. Fuck 'em!

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Monday, July 14, 2003


Happy Fucking Bastille Day! It's been pretty much downhill for the French since then.

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It's great to see that the African Union is living up to the tradition of the Organization of Arican Unity, a notorious outfit once led by Idi Amin. Zimbabwean Butcher and Follower of Karl Marx, Robert Mugabe, is to be appointed a Deputy Chairman of this kleptocratic pressure group.

It's good to see that some things never change. Almost every African government, from South Africa to Egypt, is corrupt. By giving Socialist Rat-Fucker Robert Mugabe any position, the African Union has demonstrated that it is not serious about changing things. The people of Africa will continue to suffer. Should we just give up on them?

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Sunday, July 13, 2003


The comments section is down. It's beyond my control.

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Blogger is really acting up this morning. Transfer error. Transfer error. Fuck it! I'm going to the beach!

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John at The Therapy Sessions, one of my favorite blogs, links to an article about the dirtiest people in Europe. No, it's not The French.



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Little Green Footballs is the best blog on issues involving the Middle East. As it is Pro-Israel, it receives a lot of sick, Anti-Semitic comments. Recently, it received one from the UN. While it should not surprise us that UN Employees would be hostile to Israel (and the US), remember that your hard-earned American tax dollars paid for this asshole to post his comments.

I'm always amused when I check the sources of traffic for my blog. I occasionally see government agencies. I just hope that the guy at NASA isn't fucking up calculations while he's reading Sociopathocracy.

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There is a brouhaha going on about Beyonce's performance at Grant's Tomb on July 4. Grant's descendents are upset about her 'patently innapropriate" performance. President Grant is long dead. Nothing much was going to happen on July 4 at Grant's Tomb. So, it was used for a stage for Beyonce's ass-shaking. Big Deal.

I don't understand all the faux outrage. For years, Grant's Tomb was in disrepair. No one cared, no one visited. It was a place for bums to sleep. Outside of a one man organization, there was not much of a cry to improve conditions there. I'm sure that it still doesn't get many visitors.

So, if Beyonce's booty made Americans more aware of our former president, then it's great.

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Driving home from Jones Beach's West End, I heard a great one-two combination: Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom", which I've already raved about, and Tommy Tutone's "867-5309/Jenny". Tutone's song is one of the all-time greats. How it didn't make it to number one, I'll never know.

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The Absolutely Wonderful Linda Stasi has a great take on Sexual Dynamo Kerry Kennedy Cuomo. Let's just say that Lawn Dart Players don't roam.

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Saturday, July 12, 2003


Now, we hear from an al Qaeda rat that they were planning some forest fires out west. This has me wondering about our tactics in this war. Maybe the enemy and their financiers and supporters should be the ones worrying about starting their cars or getting on buses or going to nightclubs. This sort of offense would dovetail nicely with regime change. When Prince al-Fatass enters his harem, it might be a nice surprise if his veiled slave blows herself up. Or, when some Saudi Royal bastard is drinking alcohol in a bar in Gstaad, it might be nice if his car was being wired to explode. "Oh, it'll bring us down to their level!" No, it won't; this is about survival. Pure and fucking simple survival.

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A report suggests that Israel could deport Yasser Arafat. I suggest that he be deported to North Korea in order to meet a just end.

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For how much longer will we have to endure talk about The Milwaukee Sausage Incident? I'm tired of hearing about it. I support the beating of all mascots. I would also like to extend these beatings to include mimes, clowns, television weathercasters and every other annoying fucking performer. Baseball has been in decline for years. This sort of shit is killing it (although I would like to see the Democrat Nomination decided by a dizzy bat contest).

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Thursday, July 10, 2003


For those of you who think that Chirac's relationship with The Butcher of Baghdad was an abberation, The Telegraph has a piece about Chirac's attempt to help a Bosnian Serbian War Criminal. Chirac is a dirty bastard.

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Is Howard Dean still ahead?

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Iain Duncan Smith, the next Prime Minister of Great Britain, has called for a commitment to defend the individual sovereignty of nations within the European Union. Thank God, someone has shown some sense on this issue. While I feel that Europe is dying due to socialism, immigration and low birth rates, a United European Superstate could still be a pain in our ass for many years to come. This would be especially true of a Europe dominated by either France or Germany. As PM, IDS would prove an important wedge against these two monsters. Yeah, MONSTERS. We have to hope that Princess Tony pisses offf the Loony Left so much that he loses a no confidence vote.

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Wednesday, July 09, 2003


The New York Observer, a weekly vanity publication, has an interesting article on the art of fucking.

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Hey, Blooger, when is Pro going to be available again?????????????

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While I agree with Lionel that Maureen Dowd is incomprehensible and needs a good fuck, what pathetic soul would we want to assume the role of her inseminator?

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Hey, a shout out to all you fucking Idiots who had the misfortune of going to Rutgers, one of the worst state schools in the country: Don't give these shitbag bastards a fucking dime of your hard-earned cash Rutgers is getting ready to hold a giant Anti-Semitic Hatefest. As the so-called "Garden" State is a haven for al Qaeda supporters, this should not be all that surprising.

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The following post is for anyone who has ever wanted to plunge a fork into the neck of an annoying bastard who won't listen to them.

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My advice to anyone who doesn't want to be mired in middle-fucking-management: realize what your faults are and try to overcome them.

There is a guy where I work whom I shall call Flugelhorn. Flugelhorn, who is very knowledgable on a technical level, has been passed over for promotion a number of times. We have provided this goddamn idiot with a lot of advice in order to improve his chances of getting ahead as well as to make him a more productive employee. Yet, Flugelhorn does not listen.

Recently, this stubborn bastard had an interview to become the head of one of our departments. We gave him a mock interview in order to improve his chances of getting the fuck away from the rest of us. During the mock interview, he told a long, pointless story about some work he did seven fucking years ago. Seven fucking years ago? Monica Lewinsky didn't even friggin' exist seven years ago! That's goddam prehistoric. Anyway, we told The Flugelmeister to drop the story.

What does this asshole do? He uses the example in the real interview, doesn't get the job and is now bad-mouthing the entire company to anyone who will listen. He doesn't accept the reality that he gives a lousy interview and won't do anything to change it.

Rule #1: Assess yourself realistically. Realize that you have a lot of goddamn faults. try to eliminate them.

Rule # 2: Don't indescriminately bad-mouth the corporation that you work for if you still plan on getting ahead there. For chrissakes, keep your mouth shut!

Rule #3: If someone of influence gives you career advice which is not immoral or illegal, heed it.

Jesus Christ, in an era when middle-managemnt meatball books are on the top of best seller lists, we still have people who want to climb the greasy pole but won't fucking accept that they are not the goddamn messiah.

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Tuesday, July 08, 2003


Double-chinned Chicago Cub Manager Dusty Baker is getting a lot of heat for his ignorant remarks to Chicago reporters about Latinos, Blacks and what he alleges is their affinity for hot weather. Mr. Baker should step down, make a formal public apology and attend sensitivity training. Remember Al Campanis? Actually, Dusty is just another dopey baseball manager. The first amendment gives him the right to make a jerk out of himself. Look, at least he's not a neurosurgeon or a rocket scientist or the guy filling your order at the drive-thru.

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I haven't been paying much attention to China. So, this morning, I decided to to Google it.

Protestors have been out in full force in Hong Kong upset over laws that would undermine political freedom as well as freedom of speech. It will stiffen the penalty for treason, sedition, subversion and the theft of state secrets. I'm afraid that the protestors will meet a bad end. The law goes into effect on July 9. After that, they'll be imprisoned or executed.
Basically, the thug regime in Peking is tightening the noose over Hong Kong. This was inevitable. The Chinese Government will not allow any individual or group to question its authority...

Such as the five Catholic priests it arrested on July 1. Apparently, they were arrested while on their way to visit a fellow priest who was just released from a labor camp. China will not allow people to express their beliefs. Those who do are sent to prison...

Which is what also happens in the great workers' paradise of Cuba where a high-ranking Communist Party Thug is currently meeting with The Bearded One. Here is an excerpt from an official Chinese newspaper:

"Li said he, entrusted by the new leadership of the CPC led by General Secretary Hu Jintao, was here to see the remarkable achievements made by the Cuban people led the Cuban Communist Party.

China felt happy about and admired these achievements, Li said."

Could Mr. Li be talking about the admirable execution of dissidents last month? There is much for China to admire in that.

The Chinese are busy meeting wonderful and admirable people from all over the world. Sudanese National Assembly Speaker Ahmed Ibrahim Al-Tahir stopped by the People's Congress in Beijing to pick up a few pats on the backfrom the Speaker of that democratic institution:

"As developing countries, China and Sudan shared identical or similar opinions on many major international issues, he said. The two countries should promote the tradition of Asian-African cooperation for the establishment of a new, just and rational international political and economic order. "

Hmmmm...shared identical or similar opinions...like nuclear arms for North Korea. Or, could it be slavery? Yes, that's right. In the Sudan, black people are enslaved by Arabs. How enlightened of the Chinese to have a love-in with the Sudanese Government!


Of course, many here in the US care not one bit for the rights of man to be free and speak his mind. Rights, of course, that they treasure themselves. A Los Angeles advertising company, URI, has landed an account with the Chinese Government to promote tourism. Bully for you, URI! Tell us why we should visit those lovely labor camps!




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Sunday, July 06, 2003


I need a mini-break. See you Tuesday. Unless some really bad shit goes down. Wow, I'm speaking in Blaxploitation.

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Hey, it's already 10:00 a.m. in parts east of here, and there are no new reports of homicide bombings. Of course, the media is still rehashing yesterday's terror. It gets harder to keep up my sense of outrage. Fatigue does set in after awhile. Take school shootings, for example. No one pays attention to them anymore. Someone is going to have to shoot 30 or 40 to make it the lead story on the evening news. Maybe 10 or 12 if they shoot pre-schoolers.

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I'd really like to ditch the tv, the phone and the radio. I'd like to move to the hinterlands or a deserted beach and live in an Airstream. It would be great to get as far away as possible from the mess that is New York.

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Joe Franklin is really a madman. In 90 seconds, he talked about Buddy Hackett, Barry White, Google, Barney Google and Al Jolson. No one else could do this. Joe is the man.

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Bored shitless last night...I saw a Bangles video on VH1Classic or some such crap. I really used to like them. I thought that the bassist, Michael Steele, was hot in a rock and roll sort of way, She always seemed really cool.

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Coming back from Robert Moses yesterday, I heard a new song by Fountains of Wayne called "Stacey's Mom Has Got It Going On". It's pretty funny as well as being great Power Pop.

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Insomnia can be a complete, fucking nightmare (without the sleep part). I had planned to get up around six and head out to the ocean. Low-tide is around seven. Those plans are shot to shit.

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Saturday, July 05, 2003


How many Russians will have to die before Comrade Putin joins the war on terror? Two homicide bombers have taken out at least 16 at Moscow concerts. Putin continues to peddle his wares to the Iranian Mullahs and god knows who else. What will get him to stop? 50,00 dead Muscovites? Who knows?

The Chenchen radicals are Islamo-fascists. Wahhabism is alive and well in Chechnya. This is not usually reported by American networks. Americans need to understand this conflict. We need to stop looking at this as a civil war. It is part of the geater war on Islamic Terrorists.

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Why would anyone want to buy make-up from 60-something Whiner and Failed Late-Night Talk Show Host Joan Rivers? Are there women out there that want to look like her? I always wonder who fucks these women?

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Scandal has hit the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. My only question is how much would a woman have to drink to want to fool around with The Fridge?

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Friday, July 04, 2003


Lonewacko has done a fabulous job in explaining blogging essentials. It's a classic

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Saddam is dead. So are his sons, Quisp and Quake. They were killed on March 19. Don't fall for this tape that al-Jazeera is broadcasting. We have not had any credible evidence that any of these three are still breathing and jerking off to pictures of the Bush Twins since that decapitation strike.

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I hate The Twilight Zone. Twice a year, Sci-Fi runs a marathon and Mrs. Sociopathocracy forces me to watch it. Why is there no F-Troop Marathon? Larry Storch is God!

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A beautiful day in NYC. So far. I'll be headed over to Coney Island to check out the Nathan's Hot Dog-eating Contest This year's contest features a married, retired couple and Ex-Football Player-Who-Couldn't Kick-Manute-Bol's-Ass William "Refridgerator" Perry. My money will be on the skinniest Japanese guy there.

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Thursday, July 03, 2003


I's July 3rd and we're still on Yellow. What happened? Where is the giant, fucking media scare? Where is Tom Ridge? Where is Bob Mueller?

I guess that there are no credible or incredible threats. I just hope that the Islamo-fascists aren't operating under everybody's radar.

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Andrew "Baby Boy" Cuomo is having a rough time of it. He should have picked up Nick Tosches' book, Dino. It contains an important lesson that the great Dean Martin learned early on but Frank Sinatra was oblivious to until it was too late : There is no room for wops in Camelot.

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I am happy that Silvio Berlusconi is making the Euro-commies at Brussels uncomfortable. The European Parliament is full of failed, third-tier politicians like Neil Kinnock. Their sole purpose is to stengthen state power. That's why Europe is waning. It does not value innovation. Combine that with low birth-rate and high immigration and it's over. Soon.

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I am so happy that Lionel is back on the radio in NY. If you've never heard him, you can do so here. He's pro-gun, sexist and pretty damn funny.

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I'm glad to see that something is being done to outwit the intersection cameras that all big cities have installed to raise revenues by photographing red-light beaters. Washington is notorious for these Big Brother pieces of shit. Of course, that city might be better off pointing the cameras at its many felonious pedestrians. However, arresting them costs the city money and doesn't raise revenue. So, the muggers mug unscathed and the city mugs drivers.

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Today's best headline is here.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2003


Here are a couple of sites that I really like:

Weird New Jersey - A guide to some strange things in the toxic waste pit that is The Garden State

We Love The Iraqi Information Minister - OK, it's a fad, but these guys have done a good job

Forgotten NY - All about lost pieces of NY history

Web Crack Pot List - More Weird-Ass Nonsense

Zorak's Helpful Hints - Space Ghost is a Loser! Zorak Rules!

The Spectator - The Best Magazine In The Fucking World! However, recent appearances by the likes of Lady Antonia Fraser and her Idiot Spouse have me worried about the direction the mag is taking.

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I'm glad that California is running out of money. In fact, I wish that New York would head down that same road to bankruptcy. Bankruptcy might force these states to cut all sorts of bullshit programs that the government has no business being in.

In addition, I sort of like watching the tv stories featuring crying children whose schools may be forced to close. While this is highly entertaining, it is also a great lesson for the little bastards: they will learn early that life can be a total shithole. It'll make them better people.

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Tuesday, July 01, 2003


Matt Drudge has a developing story tease on his home page regarding Steven Hatfill, the "person of interest" in the Anthrax Cases. I hope that Hatfill is the guy; otherwise, the FBi is going to have some explaining to do. If the FBI finds out it was someone else, what happens to Hatfill? How does he get his life back? The government has the power to destroy people. That power must be used very wisely, if at all.

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I kind of liked JFK Jr. I actually felt sorry for him because he was hounded constantly by photographers. I didn't understand his choice of women though. This guy could have had any chick in the world. Instead, he chose Carolyn Bessette who looked like death warmed over. Now, a book tells us that his marriage wasn't so hot. BFD! However, the public is still obsessed with him. When I saw my secretary reading the newspaper story today, I told her that Bessette grabbed the controls of the plane and caused their deaths. She looked at me in disbelief. I said "Prove that it ddn't happen that way". It's sort of stupid but I'm sure that an article will eventually be written containing such an allegation. There are actually JFK Jr conspiracy sites. Obviously, there aren't enough Prozac prescriptions being written.

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For those of you who are stupid enough to want Trial Lawyer John Edwards to be President, Your man is a fucking douchebag. He is holding up legislation that will prevent soldiers in combat from defaulting on student loans. Apparently, this Blow-dried Asshole wants to claim credit for the eventual passing of the bill. This guy is a first rate scumbag. He doesn't deserve to be a goddamn dogcatcher in Fuck-Your-Sister, North Carolina never mind President.

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