Sociopathocracy

Monday, June 30, 2003


Tomorrow is July 1st. God help you if you have a baby due tomorrow! There are/were some world-class wastes of flesh born on 7/1:

Dan Ackroyd - Unfunny Fat Bastard married to scary-looking bitch.
Pamela Anderson - Unintentionally Funny White Trash Dream Girl
Carl Lewis - Annoying Would-be Singer and Possible Banned-Substance User
Princess Diana - Useless and Overrated Celebrity Known for Photo-ops and Shopping. Did not have the sense to get out of car driven by drunk.

See what I mean. If you're preggers, hold it in until the 2nd.


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Big thanks to John at The Therapy Sessions for pointing out the most offensive blog in the universe, The Tard Blog. A lot of you will find it repulsive. I thought it was pretty goddamn funny.

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GWB has got to be creaming in his pants right now. Not only is goofy Howard Dean leading the other eight dopes (Seven dopes, actually. Sharpton might be despicable but he's pretty shrewd.) but, now, Nader is considering jumping in! M-C-G-O-V-E-R-N! Imagine the folks for whom Dean is not left-wing enough. Pass the wheat grass juice, Moonbeam!

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Swords don't kill people. People Kill people. Ban swords now. I'm sure some leftists will be screaming about this now.

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Holy Kellogg-Briand, Batman! Boy Kucinich wants to establish a Department of Peace. Jesus, just what we need: another bullshit federal bureaucracy that will have its own agenda and not be responsible to the people. Well, we can all laugh at this because Laci Peterson has a better chance of being nominated. Kucinich does have pretty cool hair, though.

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Saturday, June 28, 2003


This has just got to be a fucking joke. I saw it over at Merde in France and couldn't believe it.

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Ridiculous-looking baby-Boomer and New York Times Publisher Pinch Sulzberger did an Oprah guest yesterday and tearfully admitted that The Times needs to make itself more open and accountable to its readers. No, You Little Shit, it needs to stop lying and printing opinion masquerading as unbiased reporting. The readers of The Old Grey Windbag (Thanks, Taki) do not want openness; they agree with whatever they are told by the paper. They have no questions. The Times reinforces their beliefs that Reagan was like Hitler, Republicans are like Nazis and Capitalism is Bad. The readers can then continue living on the Upper West Side, drinking lattes and raving about their child's Montessori School.

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The whole Patrick Kennedy thing is ridiculous. This Spawn of Satan needs a fucking job. However, the assholes in Rhode island will keep re-electing him. Most of them are delighted to pull the lever for a member of that douchebag family. Son of The Swimmer has always been a shit. Has anyone forgotten his Airport Incident?

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Noted Racist and Anti-Semite Senator Fritz Hollings of South Carolina is outraged over indecency on the radio. Hollings is sponsoring an amendment that will take away the licenses of stations that broadcast obscene content. Fuck him! He is another dope trying to take away first amendment rights based on his own twisted version of Christianity. Hollings is upset that listeners in Detroit were treated to callers describing sexual positions. Hey, Fritz, sex is happening everywhere. People are discussing it everywhere! You and your fucked-up friends can't tax it! If you don't like hearing it on the radio, change the goddamn station!

Hollings is a typical hypocrite. Sex offends him. Yet, it also got him here. However, he doesn't mind raising the Confederate Flag or using the occasional racist term. No, that's part of his Southern Heritage. The man is a jerk-off.

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I despise most advertisers and marketing people. The real bastards are the fuckers who interrupt Wildest Police Videos with commercials for McDonalds or change the formula for Coca-Cola based on focus groups. In fact, anyone who willingly participates in a focus group should be beaten with baseball bats and left to be eaten by hyenas.

Most telemarketers are just minimum wage jackasses who cannot find employment in any respectable industry. I feel for them. However, I hate what they do. They fucking interrupt people day and night. The worst offender is my Alma Mater, a very large, private university here in NY. These pricks call me three and four times a day. I'm not giving them any money until they stop this shit.

Only a fool is not going to put his phone numbers on the Do Not Call List.

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Yesterday's New York Post had a great piece on the Has-Been Actress and One-time wife of a Has-Been J. Giels Singer, Faye Dunaway. According to the Post, the 62 year-old actress was schnorring in some restaurant in the backwaters of the south when the staff refused her demands which caused her to blurt "I'm Faye Dunaway and restaurants always give me what I want!" Listen, Baby, Bonnie and Clyde was 36 goddamn years ago! You might as well have screamed out "I'm Jill Clayburgh!" or "I'm Christopher Cross!" The only way this slob is going to get any real press is by becoming the next Mrs. Scott Peterson.

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It's pretty fucking late. I ought to be in bed but I'm up making improvements. I could really use an Ambien and a Xanax.

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Thursday, June 26, 2003


I can hardly wait for late summer. There's been so much rain on the East Coast that the mosquitoes should have their best year in a long time. Of course, West Nile will also have a great year. This isn't bad if it takes some really annoying bastards with it. Day after day, we'll be subjected to tearful stories about how Grandpa is suffering from this terrible disease. Maybe Grandpa was a jerk-off. No one ever gets a chance to present the opposing view.

We'll also be bombarded with stories about the spraying. Where is PETA on this one? Mosquitoes are just as valid as baby seals or poodles. Not that I give a fuck about any of them, but PETA's inconsistency on this issue is interesting.

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When is Scott Peterson going to go away? Why does every news network put this middle-class loser on every fucking broadcast? Jesus, I wish this piece of crap would hang himself in his cell so this torture could end.
Somebody mail this man a rope.


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I'm home today. After speeding though the 300 channels on my tv, I've come to a conclusion: there is no group of people uglier than the studio audience on The Price is Right.

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I'm glad to see that The Supreme Court showed some sense today on the issue of Gay Sex. However, gays and lesbians are still being denied their 14th Amendment rights in the areas of marriage, adoption, benefits, etc. Scalia used this decision to make a jerk out of himself. Many conservatives are all for freedom and The Constitution, but they turn away when the issue of homosexuality comes up. It is pure and simple bigotry.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2003


The outrage over Dick Gephardt's statements about reversing Supreme Court decisions is a waste of energy. There is absolutely no chance that the Midwestern AFL-CIO Suck-Ass will get elected President. No chance. He is not even going to be his party's nominee. He has all the charisma of soggy white bread. And, that will seal his fate.

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Carlos the Jackal has published a book. I found an article about this piece of terrorist crap in that piece of jouralistic crap Le Monde. Of course, he praises OBl. So, hold your nose and, if you read French, go here. Non-French readers may want to try a Babelfish Translation which is a little rough.

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The Despots over at the UN want our money to re-build their Kleptocratic Complex. They want $600 million of your money! The building is full of asbestos and has no sprinklers. This is great! These bastards deserve mesothelioma! Hopefully, the building will go up in flames and these creeps won't be able to walk their wheezing asses out.

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Gentle Readers, I have received another missive from Her Majesty, The Queen . Here it is:

I have to tell you that I read your postings regularly, but recently they have become a little bland. Alas, I spoke too soon. Your posting about Mike Bloomberg is the stupidest thing I ever read (and believe me - I've read a lot of stupid things).

How dare you support this ignorant half-pint excuse for a human being! Although I agree with you about the whiney families who lost loved ones in the WTC (they act as if each and every American attacked the WTC personally - nothing like trying to make a few bucks on Dad's untimely demise), this prick has shown his true disregard for all New Yorkers, not just through his insensitive comments, but in his quest to screw every New Yorker by the time he leaves office. Give me a break - the only reason this guy took the job in the first place was because he was tired of fucking his own employees in the ass - this gives him a whole new collective ass to fuck.

I love all of these morons that think running government like a business is a great idea. I hate to tell you, but if we continue to think this way, we might as well just put an "occupancy" sign on the friggin J train, cause that's where most of the population will be living. Mike, with all of your dough, I am sure you can find more humanitarian ways of helping New Yorkers than entertaining the idea of taxing the fucking fatsos on junk food! Maybe you should consider a tax on stupid insensitive midgets for uttering moronic statements and coming up with ruthless ideas to drive New Yorkers into the poorhouse. You could them claim to have solved New York's budget crisis all by yourself!!



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Could it be? Is Baghdad Bob in our custody? It might be so. I was sort of hoping that he never turned up. That way, the legend could continue, growing bigger as the years go by. He could have been on the same level as Elvis, with sightings at Krispy Kremes and Burger Kings the world over. How disappointing!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2003


I guess that we'll be placed on Orange Alert for July 4th. New York is always at this level. But, how much of the rest of the country needs to be on Orange? Does some farmer in Genoa, IL need to be on high alert looking for OBL out his back window? Probably not. There has got to be a better system than this because people will stop paying attention. Alert fatigue is setting in. And, that's pretty fucking bad.

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Does anyone still doubt that the Crypto-fascist Euro Kleptocrats have no sense of humor? Now, they want to stop cheesecake shots of women in advertising. This is the work of extreme feminists no doubt. These are generally ugly women who can't get laid and want to stop anyone else from getting it as well.

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Les Paul is 88 today. I can't imagine anyone saying anything bad about Les. He is responsible for so much that's good in the world of music. Specifically, Les created the perfect Rock-and-Roll instrument: The Gibson Les Paul Guitar. Nothing sounds like a Les Paul. Nothing. Check out Jeff Beck's Truth. It kicks ass.
Les is also a lively old gent who continues to perform. You can normally hear Les on The Joey Reynolds Show after 1 a.m. on Tuesdays. It's worth it just to hear him reminisce about working with Nat Cole.

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The person that I'd most like to see sent up in a faulty Space Shuttle is Late-night Infomercial Annoyance Matthew Lesko. Aside from the fact that he dresses like The Riddler on acid, I despise his business. Lesko slaps together books that show people how to get money off the government. You don't have to do anything except buy the book and beg. However, Lesko is not the problem; he is just feeding off of it. The federal government should not be a piggy bank for every backwards sheepfucker and cowtipper in Salinas, KS who has some cockamamie idea about opening up a coffee shop/vibrator store. Give me a goddamn break!

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Can't we throw fat, foreign fuck, Hans Blix, out of the country? Do we need to have this Mr. Magoo act-alike walking our steets and enjoying our freedoms, dining on our tax dollars and criticizing us at every turn? We have enough Americans that hate us. Why do we need imports? Jesus, let's just throw the bum out. Better yet, kidnap him and drop him into Syria. There, he could continue his search for WMD, which he couldn't find in a missle silo.

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Monday, June 23, 2003


Fidel Castro continues his crackdown on dissidents. How Americans, people that enjoy freedom of speech and assembly, can go to Cuba and return praising Casto is beyond my comprehension. This man is an evil, murderous, drug-trafficking bastard. The media darlings that love him are just stupid. The businessmen that want to deal with his corrupt regime are little more than whores.

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The Supreme Court failed to uphold the 14th Amendment to The Constitution again today. The most compelling reasons to vote for Bush and the Republicans are the three or four Supreme Court vacancies that will be materializing shortly. I fail to see "diversity" anywhere in The Constitution. It is not a document to be toyed with. There are procedures for amending it. Yet, judicial activists feel that it is clay, to be molded according to the latest fad. The court was wrong in Dred Scott. It was wrong today.

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Ann Coulter is a goddess. Her new book, Treason, will be released tomorrow. It will sell more than the Power-whore's. The media will ignore her sales as Hillary hits the remainder section. Ann will be vilified for defending Joseph McCarthy. Just watch.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003


One of the few decent men in Congress is Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado. He is one of the only people in public life who will discuss immigration honestly, without fear of being called names. If you care about our security, you should take a look at his web page.

Tancredo is not a staple of the newspapers or television. He won't become one unless he runs for President. They'll cover him then. Morning, Noon and Night, he'll be branded a racist and god-knows-what-else by these lazy America-haters.

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Mike Tyson is one of the saddest sights in America. This guy was a tremendous force, but that was a long time ago. His recent brawl with a couple of punks outside the Brooklyn Marriott shows that he should not be in circulation. If his handlers and hangers-on really cared about Tyson, they'd make sure that he was as far away as possible for as long as it took from nightclubs, bimbos and thugs. He's still a young man and still could be a productive citizen. From Cus D'Amato on, Tyson has only been surrounded by those who thought that they could make a buck off of him.

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I'm tired of the rain that seem to hit New York every weekend. I even missed the Coney Island Mermaid Parade on Saturday. This is a very cool event. The streets of Coney Island are packed with freaks, old cars, and topless women. Combine this with Nathan's and the Cyclone, and you've got the makings of a great day. Except when it rains!

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One of the things that I really like about Mike Bloomberg is that he doesn't give a shit about what people think. This was first evidenced on the campaign trail when he announced that he was a Red Sox fan. His billions allowed him to campaign without taking money from special interests; so, he owes no one. Bloomberg is getting razzed because he told a couple that they could not spend millions of city dollars looking for their son's ashes in a landfill. He also added that he is donating his body to science and that he visited his father's grave only once. This has pissed off people. Good!

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Friday, June 20, 2003


An emailer asked me about the "Porfirio" tag that I affixed to Haircut-boy Kerry. This is a reference to Dominican Playboy Porfirio Rubirosa. There is a website dedicated to Rubirosa which is really cool idea (for a band name- "Tonight at Irving Plaza - The Rubirosa Websites!).

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Howard Dean should spend more time watching his kid and less time spouting drivel. It seems that Dean the Younger was busted for stealing liquor from a country club. This fucker can't even control his own minor children; how will he keep anyone else in check?

Then again, has Bush kept his kids on the straight and narrow?

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Hey, Blogger, when are you going to let me buy Pro? I need spellcheck. For chrissakes, I misspelled "Clinton".

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Don't these fucking shits ever get enough? What fucking shits? The scumbag, bloodsucking trial lawyers who are now zooming in on the fast food industry after getting protection money from the cigarette makers. The fat pieces of white trash that they're representing are not going to see this money. It's going into the lawyers' bank accounts.

Where is the personal responsibility here? Did the trailer dwellers who've been eating at the Golden Arches three times a day for the past twenty years think that this greasy, fatty crap was as healthy as broccoli and carrots? Probably not. Now, the porkers have Type II Diabetes and Heart Disease and must find someone else to blame for their problems. The trial lawyer scum need a body to bleed and fast food companies have got loads of green blood.

People need to take responsibility for their own actions. Everything that goes bad in your life can't be someone else's fault. I can''t wait until some dirty, masturbating 50 year-old janitor finds a lawyer that'll represent him in a suit against modelling agencies because good-looking women won't fuck him. It's coming.




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Well, it's about time I dragged my "neocon lying ass". off to work.

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Good Lord, there are some fucked-up people out there! There is no shortage of paranoid lunatics who believe that a conspiracy lurks behind every door. Further proof is provided at a Tupac Shakur web site. This dude needs to get laid or take some Paxil.

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Thursday, June 19, 2003


Is there a fifth column in this country? Only the naive would say no. Here we have another religious man from another place who settled in Ohio and plotted with al Qaeda to kill innocent civilians. Continue to believe that there is no problem, do nothing and die. Swell!

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There are some great photos of Palestinian Youth over at Little Green Footballs. If this scene was played out with toy guns at a suburban playground, busybodies would call the child wefare authorities in a heartbeat. However, since this is in Israel, the same Volvo-driving losers will swoon over these young freedom-fighters.

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Kudos to Matt Drudge for pointing out some contradictions in the Iraqi policy of Porfirio Kerry, part-time Senator, former General of the Army and full-time gigolo. I'm sure the French-speaking haircut aficionado will come up with some sort of double-speak to cover his butt just like he did when Medal-gate was exposed.

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One of my more gentle correspondents complained about my "neocon lying ass". All rather interesting since I don't talk out of my ass, which I hear is a specialty of various Clintons, Kennedys, et. al. I freely admit that the book that changed my life is Irving Kristol's Two Cheers for Capitalism which is sadly no longer in print.

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Man, is this the best that Bill Cinton can do? A freakin' Hillary-look alike? Like him or not, the guy is worth millions and was the leader of the free world. Yet, it's nothing but ugly chicks for old Bubba. Bill, baby, get yourself a copy of Maxim and learn what a hot babe is.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2003


I have no sympathy for the 240 pound sea hag who died as a result of getting her brain knocked around in a Tough Man Contest. Look, this whale knew what she was doing when she climbed in the ring. She signed a waiver. She had to know that men die in boxing rings where there are rules. So, this idiot competed with full knowledge. Frankly, there should be more of these things. We need to weed the stupid from the gene pool.

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Al Gore on tv or talk radio? Is he kidding? For chrissakes, isn't there a liberal with more charisma than this fucking liar? Don't he and his two idiot benefactors realize that CNN, CBS, ABC, PBS, NBC, NPR and virtually every newspaper in this country are liberal? Are they planning to create a network even futher to the left of CNN? Is the Mao Tse Tung Hour far away? I can hear the money flushing down the toilet now.

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Orin Hatch should have his mouth taped shut. I'd say that his brain needs to be vacuumed but there's nothing there now except stupid thoughts and some really lame songs. Hatch supports a technology that could destroy your computer from a remote location if it thinks you are illegally downloading music. Great, shoot first and ask questions later! I can't possibly imagine anything going wrong here. Some receptionist at a center for kids with cancer will download a copy of the latest bullshit from Shania Twain. Then, the copyright Nazis will destroy her computer. Poof! All the records of the sick kids are lost. Afterwards, scum like Hatch will sic the FBI on the poor minimum wage asshole who killed the receptionist's PC. There will be congressional hearings and Douchebag Hatch will deny ever supporting something so drastic. Just wait. It'll happen.

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Good God! I think that I have found the biggest fucking idiot in the entire world! You just have to check out this Jews for Allah web site. I was especially appalled by his link "Why I left Zionism". This is worth checking out just to give yourself a good headshake.

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It is great to see that Manic Depressive Ted Turner is running out of money to give to whacko causes. Ol' Ted's investments haven't been doing so well the last few years, so it doesn't look like he's going to make good on that $1 Billion pledge to the UN anytime soon. Perhaps, R.E. will head off to the big casino before it can be done. The primary purpose of his pledge to the UN seems to be the prevention of more poor people being brought into this world. I just wish that he had kept his promise and moved to Russia. Turner is not merely a buffon but a bigot as well. It's too bad that he and his ugly, vicious ex-wife aren't still together. They deserved each other.

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This is one of the funniest things again. I'm having trouble with Blogger presently. Ignore this.

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This is one of the funniest things that I've seen in awhile.

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Monday, June 16, 2003


Bishop Thomas O'Brien of Phoenix is a stand-up guy. First, this shit-pail cuts a deal to avoid prosecution is a molestation cover-up; then, he runs over someone and takes off. And, all this from a guy who is supposed to be leading people spiritually! What a role model! This coward ought to be run over by the victims of his subordinates.

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Boy, BCIS is working hard to make it sooooooo easy to become a citizen. What is BCIS, you ask? BCIS is the new name our our ineffective Immigration and Naturalization Service. Apparently, would-be immigrants will no longer have to wait in line all night to meet with some Postal Service-reject INS Officer. I'm sure that BCIS is going to boast about its commitment to customer service; of course, they forget that their customers are the American People! Their job is to vet these people not to goddamn satisfy them! They are in the front lines against terrorism not the fucking Wal-Mart Courtesy Counter!

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I've never thought that Tony Blair was a good guy. He is another ruthless, Hard Left scumbag. Look what he has done to the British Constitution in the last couple of days. He is creating a republic through the back door. While I support the principle of an elected head of state, Blair's methods are questionable. It is also indicative of the tactic of incrementalism that The Left regularly employs.... Oh, I'm just starting to babble. Look, the guy is not our friend. He's a total piece of shit who supported us only because it fit his short term goals. Read Peter Hitchens' piece in the Mail here.

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For chrissakes, how much do Americans have to see to realize that Militant Islam is our greatest enemy, the world's greatest enemy? Front Page Magazine has published an article from The Weekly Standard. Unfortunately, a fifth column is developing in this country, funded by the Saudis and supported by the useful idiots in academia and the media. At times, our long-term prospects look very grave indeed.

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Sunday, June 15, 2003


OK, here's a short list of what I find cool in life (as if anyone cares): The Ramones, Frank Sinatra, The MC5, BMW Bikes, Trader Joe's, Groucho Marx, Butt Floss, Nat Hentoff, Levis, Pro-Keds, The Atlantic Ocean, Mini Coopers, Land Yachts and my wife (even though she's pissed off at me right now).

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I've been criticized about the cynicism in my postings. Yeah, this is true. I guess it's easier to bitch and moan than to write about the good things in life. Eric Clapton once said that if he was given the choice between working or sleeping all day, sleeping would win out. I guess that I'm choosing negativity 'cos it's a lot easier....but so much here really sucks!

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Look at all that the so-called "Civilized" British have to put up with. Drug gangs are terrorizing their streets and they have no means of protecting themselves except for butter knives. Wait a minute, it sounds like New York! And Washington! And South Central!

People need to be able to defend themselves from criminals. These thugs, who have served notice of their intentions on society, have no right to walk among us.

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There's a whole lot of bitching and moaning over some California 16-year old who was given life in prison for kidnapping and attempted murder. His lawyers made a big deal over his lousy childhood. Look, a lot of people have lousy childhoods. A lot of people have abusive parents, criminal siblings and no money for an X-box. However, all of them don't go out shooting at cops. The childhood isn't to blame, it's the former child himself. This little punk needs to be held responsible for his own actions. He doesn't need to take his evil little ass back out on the streets to terrorize people. Attempted Murder is a bullshit charge anyway. An Attempted Murderer is just a murderer who failed,. He should be subject to the same penalties as the successful killers.

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While watching the Oregon Boat Capsizing on Fox yesterday, one thing kept running through my mind: what the fuck were these jackasses doing in surf like that in such a small boat? The ocean is nothing to fuck around in, yet people fail to respect it time and time again. What really pisses me off is the endless searches. Look, the water is 48 degrees. The surf is rough. No one is going to survive being out there for 12 hours unless they had a 5 mil wetsuit and the world's largest oxygen tank. The bodies will eventually wash up.

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How unfair can life be???? Hillary 'Go Yanks!" Clinton gets $8 million smackers for a bullshit account of her life with The Great Cigar Inserter. Mindlesss jerk-offs are slobbering all over her. Now, the hapless Chief Moose of Almost Washington, MD writes some sorry-assed account of his sorry-ass chase for the white man that turned out to be two Black Muslims; and, he gets threatened with jail. Why should Missing Records get accolades while Ol' Moosey gets his butt reamed?

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Saturday, June 14, 2003


The Kleptocrats at the UN have only just realized the danger that the people of Zimbabwe are in. This suffering is the work of one man, Robert Mugabe, a Stalinist bastard. Mugabe's thugs drove farmers out and then took the farms for themselves. People with no experience in agriculture ae now running the biggest commercial farms...right into the ground. It is criminal that a country like Zimbabwe, which has plenty of arable land, faces mass starvation. But, that is the work of a brutal, evil dictator.

Unfortunately, the UN's solution will be to throw more money at Zimbabwe. This will be kept by Mugabe and used to tighten the noose around his own people.

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Nick Nolte is one of the biggest pieces of shit going. Nolte continues to drive drunk, and he puts the lives of innocent people at risk. I don't want to hear that he has a problem. This ugly, drunken prick has more than enough dough to pay for a taxi home from whatever ginmill still wants to serve him.

Nolte is not so tolerant of the foibles of others, though. A few years ago, he was one of the loudest voices in Hollywood bitching about Elia Kazan getting an honorary Oscar. Kazan told the truth to Congress. The real crime was not what Kazan did but what the studios did afterwards: not hiring people because of their political beliefs. The same actors who took money from these studios never condemned the studios for their practices. It seems that every belief has its price.

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It seems that we may have peace in the oldest war in the Western Hemisphere. Don't believe it for a second! These folks are probably just reloading!

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Anyone who still thinks that Hamas is just a group of freedom-fighters should check this out from The Dissident Frogman. When idiots try to compare Hamas to our American Revolutionaries, remember that Revolutionary War Soldiers fought armies not unarmed civilians.

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Friday, June 13, 2003


Is there a single telecommunications exec who doesn't look like a crook? John Legere of Global Crossing was just on with Neil Cavuto. There is a possibility that he's as honest as the day is long but he looks like a fucking grifter. Maybe it's the whole dark suit thing. Most of our white collar criminals, politicians and mafiosi wear nothing but these constricting garments. Why pay $3,000 on a suit that makes you look like everybody else? I'd be more likely to trust someone with some facial hair who wears a Schott jacket and a Ramones t-shirt.



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Matt Drudge has some pictures of President Bush on a Segway. What the hell is the leader of the Free World doing on this lawnmower? We have enough assholes on our sidewalks without this piece of Baby-boomer-bullshit running down pedestrians. Jesus Christ, if there is an idea that deserves to fail, it is this one. It will only serve to make the lazy lazier and annoying more fucking annoying. It is also emasculating. No girl will fuck you because you're on a Segway. Now, a Porsche....

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I would be more likely to shop in department stores if I wasn't attacked by spritzers every time I walked into one. Just yesterday, I walked into Bloomingdale's and was bothered by five separate shit sprayers. "No, I don't want to try Pussybreath by Ralph Lauren." How many shoppers buy this overpriced piss after being attacked by one of these "so-called" people? It might be a good idea to carry some Aqua Velva and ask these bastards if they want to be sprayed.

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The last thing that New York City needs is Bill Clinton as Mayor. He would be the center of attention. And, little would get done. On the other hand, he may be all too willing to listen to and carry out the will of our loony city council. In addition, Clinton will also make us even more of a target(if that's possible) for goddamn religious nutjobs.

New York needs a mayor that's tough on crime on crime and encourages opportunity for all. Bill Clinton would be neither.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2003


New York is really starting to suck!

Mayor Bloomberg is using the NYPD as a revenue stream. Tickets are being given for actions that are perfectly legal elsewhere. For instance, New Yorkers will now be given $50 tickets if caught with a license plate frame on thier car. Typical fucking liberal bullshit. They won't even let their own kind ride around with "Hugs not Drugs" license plate frames. The city should ticket anyone who has one of those goddamn "Baby on Board" signs or a fucking bumpersticker crowing that "My kid is the fucking class whore at...." The city could really rake in the money then.

The summer also brings too many fucking tourists to this city. Why does every jackass from Bumfuck, Kansas think that he has to see New York once in his life? Stay the hell home, Elmer. The tourists that piss me off the most are those hick high school bands that travel together in packs wearing the same goddamn t-shirts. Like we need to know that these bastards go to Shit Ass Elementary. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY! There are too many of these Midwestern waddling fat-asses blocking the sidewalks. Do these in-bred creeps have to stop in the middle of the fucking sidewalk to talk to each other? Get the hell out of the way! Take your fat, nasty bodies off the steets! Take them into McDonalds and stuff them with some more disgusting saturated fat!

And, Wednesday is the worst day of all! Every borderline-Alzheimers case and his wife come into the city to see Broadway shows. These complaining old bastards make lunchtime dining miserable in Midtown. When you combine them with all the assholes looking in the Good Morning america or Today Show windows, it becomes unbearable.

Look, I'm sure that all of you are nice. New York isn't. Stay the fuck home!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2003


I am so tired of hearing about the families of the World Trade Center victims. I feel bad for them, but they have to stop their goddamn whining. They whine about the memorial. They whine about the government not supporting them. They whine about the designs for Ground Zero. Whine, Whine, Fucking Whine!

Lots of families have lost relatives in wars and terrorist actions. Why do these people feel that they above all others must be heard?

I see that FBI Director Robert Mueller is going to brief these whiney bastards about al Qaeda. Why? Will they help us catch OBL? Is Rummy going to brief the parents of dead GIs on WMD in Iraq? No. Mueller is just giving in to these assholes for publicity; this will embolden them and make them whine even more.

I pass the WTC everyday. It is a floodlit pit. The Pentagon has been rebuilt and is back in business. People will say that it's not even been two years. However, I will remind everyone that the Empire State Building went up in 13 months.

For now, we must be content with no progress at the site and we must listen to the bitching and moaning of these families of victims. They are dreadful bores.

John Dean has resurfaced. When is this bastard going to die and make Gordon Liddy happy? This son-of-a-bich has had problems with the truth for years. He has also been wrong about quite a bit. Dean is the consummate douche-bag; only CNN or the New York Times would touch him.

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Monday, June 09, 2003


So, Wal-Mart is going to prevent the public from viewing the covers of Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire et al.

What idiocy! It's good to know that this corporate citizen is doing it's best to prevent 12-year olds from getting hard-ons over Jennifer Anniston while with their mothers at the check-out line.

This is from a corporation with a history of labor abuses. Wal-Mart also sources a lot of the cheap merchandise it sells from China, a nation that enslaves its people. And, all the while, Wal-Mart raises Old Glory.

Look, what's worse? Celebrity tease photos or buying products from countries where freedom is not tolerated? Sure, Wal-Mart's products are cheap. Just take some time to look at the reasons why.

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Anyone who thinks that we should not take on North Korea should read this piece from The Daily Telegraph. North Korea is a thug state that must be changed ASAP.

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I'm not sure why people are surprised that New Hampshire Episcopalians have elected a gay bishop. There have been gay clerics throughout history. This one is just strong enough to live his life out in the open.

That surprise exists is another example of our willingness to ignore reality. States have passed laws outlawing sodomy. Do people really think that this is going to stop people from engaging in it? Will two adults in the throws of passion stop what they're doing and say to each other "Let's stop. We don't want criminal records."? Of course not. These laws exist only to please religious extremists.

It's like laws against gay marriage. Aside from the fact that these laws violate the 14th Amendment, do people really think that the existance of such laws will prevent gays or lesbians from living together in committed relationships? If they do, they are not living in this world. These laws are created and supported only by the bigoted to reinforce their own beliefs. If the religious were so concerned about marriage, they would work harder to deal with all of the matrimonial failures that exist within their own cultures.

I'm not sure why the 14th Amendment hasn't been used to overturn these laws. I guess two brave souls will be needed to make the case.

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Saturday, June 07, 2003


We all need a good laugh. I tried to piss a few people off by posting an Anti-Hillary message over at Yahoo. It generated a predictable response. Check it out.

The responses include some interesting English by someone known as antoniofranbiancaniello. This asslicker is just what we need: a Clinton-loving moron who can make us all laugh. Antoniofranbiancaniello, please continue to grace us with your superb command of the language and your political acumen.

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Friday, June 06, 2003


When will be free of the Laci Peterson case? Are we going to need another atrocity to get all these fucking pimp-lawyers off the airwaves? Jesus, I wish that we could banish liars-for-hire from appearing on any public airwave or in any newspaper. And, the vapid talk-show hosts that yak about this dead woman and her fetus on a daily basis are also getting on my nerves. Doesn't Larry King have any celebrities to suck up to? Doesn't Greta Van Something or Other need to get more plastic surgery? I'm ready to pull the plug on cable!

Laci Peterson is just another of the many poor souls who get whacked everyday in this country. She only matters because she was white and preggers and middle-class. Others have been killed in the past few weeks, yet no one is talking about them save for the standard wire service report.

On June 2, Angela Nicole Long Russell, 24, a mother of 4, was found murdered in Morristown, TN along with her "viable fetus". Where is Geraldo on this case?

On May 29, a mother in Santa Clara, CA came home from work to find her two children, ages 3 and 9, murdered. Where is the outcry? Where is the media?

In Fall River, CT, Christine DeFelice, 34, was murdered by her boyfriend on Mother's Day. Did Bill O'Reilly devote any time to this?

On Turesday, in New York, 25-year old Raven Austin killed her 4-moth old daughter. And, the world yawns.

Why?

Were the lives of these people worth less than Laci Peterson?

Is it that we only care about the white, the middle-class and the good-looking?

The answer is yes. Americans and their entertainment providers only love those most like to hear about the white and the middle-class. Murders only matter when these people are the victims. It's a fact of life here.

As an aside, is there any woman more in need of a laxative than Gloria Allred?


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Thursday, June 05, 2003


Man, people really do not like Martha. Here is part of an email to Sociopathocracy from one of the most astute observers of the passing scene, "The Queen":

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT CRAP ABOUT MARTHA NOT BEING INCARCERATED, BUT I, PERSONALLY, WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER BEING FORCED TO "WHIP UP A LITTLE SNACK" FOR THE BIG BIKER BITCHES IN CELL BLOCK H. THAT WOULD DEFINITELY BE "A GOOD THING!" FORGET ABOUT THE STOCK TRADING SCANDAL - SHE SHOULD BE THROWN IN THE POKEY FOR THE FRAUD SHE COMMITS EVERY DAY WITH THAT OVERPRICED SHIT SHE SELLS TO THE TRAILER TRASH POPULATION AT KMART. KMART SHOULD SUE HER FOR THEIR DESCENT INTO THE BLACK HOLE OF BANKRUPTCY WHICH SHE MAY HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR.

Clearly, Her Majesty is right. Martha must suffer, eating off a tin tray and defecating in full view of the other ho-bags. Chuck Berry would surely appreciate the latter. I can see Martha giving the other inmates tips on rug-munching or where the proper hiding place is for a shiv. I am also awaiting her tear-filled interview with Barbara Walters. "Oh, Barbara. It was dreadful. It was lonely. That's why I'm introducing Martha Stewart Everyday Gingham Double-dongs!"

I have no strength to write anything about Hillary Clinton or her book. Too many others have this power-whore wired. There is no insult that has not been hurled, no truth that has not been exposed. She is as crooked as John Gotti and twice as ugly.

One of the true culinary delights is the deep fat-fried hot dog, a dish peculiar to the Garden State. After one bite, you forget that steak exists. Tonight, I drove to Kearny, NJ to Stewart's Drive-In. The dogs were crunchy and the roll was toasted: a perfect example of the Jersey Dog. Fuck haute cuisine! Jersey grub rules!


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Wednesday, June 04, 2003


Martha Stewart's indictment is merely a headline-grabbing move by the Justice Department. Because Martha is famous, they are going to make an example out of her. She is probably a mean, demanding bitch. So what? That is not a reason to indict someone. If Martha was some real estate agent in Westchester County, no one would give a shit. The DOJ just wants to show everyone that they're on the beat, making Wall Street safe for America. This is phony protection. If DOJ wanted to go after swindlers, they'd stop the bogus touting that goes on 'round the clock at CNBC or the investiscammers advertising on talk radio. The SEC would be lock up Big Five accountants if they really cared about the average investors. No, the indictment of the Style Nazi is only for show, a grandstand play to fool the rubes.

The shame of this is the wasted resources. Sure, the DOJ should go after the Dennis Kozlowskis of this world, but every hour that a government agent or lawyer spent on Martha Stewart was an hour not spent fighting terrorism. Our priorities are comepletely fucked up. The next time Americans are killed by Islamic madmen and we find out later that the FBI had clues but didn't act, just remember all the time wasted on Martha Stewart.

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Sunday, June 01, 2003


It was great to see that murderous Christian Terrorist, Eric Rudolph, is behind bars. Those words are probably too much for some , but Rudolph is exactly that: A Christian Terrorist. He is no better than Mohammed Atta. His supporters are no better than those who give money to al Qaeda or Hamas. Islam, Judism, Christianity, Hinduism and all the others breed fanatics that are convinced that they alone possess the truth. This is the height of ignorance. It is also the height of conceit. Those who fund fanatical terrorists should be treated no better than the terrorists themselves.

The most disgusting part of Rudolph's arrest was the usual grab for glory by the FBI. The FBI did not catch Rudolph; some local policeman did. The FBI was also front and center taking credit at Elizabeth Smart's recovery despite the fact that the recovery was made possible by John Walsh and America's Most Wanted. The feds were also hogging the limelight when the Washington snipers were captured even though an it was an alert truckdriver who found them after seeing their photos on tv. This should be contrasted with their post-9/11 blame deflection.

John Ashcroft said that the capture of Rudolph proves that "The FBI always gets their man." Like John Doe Number 2.


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