Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Saturday, October 09, 2004
Friday, October 08, 2004
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Walking to my office most
If these guys were cleaning the scum off the street like Travis Bickle, I’d have no problem. But, they’re just washing dust into the gutter. Dirt that probably contains Hantavirus which could help kill off some of the tourists that also plague this city. The hosemen will stop in a few months when the weather gets cold, though. That is a giant mistake. I would encourage them to create slabs of ice, though by wetting down the pavement in December. It would be a great way to get these goddamn in-bred shits out of the gene pool. “Oh, crap, look at Aunt Sally slide on her big, fat ass!”
In the meantime, I encourage all visitors to Good Morning America and The Today Show to roll all-over every unwashed sidewalk in the city. Please, take home a little of
Saturday, October 02, 2004
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Change My Diaper, Please
I am not going to watch the debate this evening. There isn’t much point. The candidates are not really debating and they answer any question that they want to not just the ones asked.
The moderators are all MSM-types. They are not from the 21st Century. Bob Schieffer and Jim Lehrer are old fossils. These are the last people that should be asking questions, except of their attendants in the assisted-living facility.
I would like to see someone like Michael Savage or Al Franken (despite the fact that he is a socialist pig) quiz the candidates. It would be interesting. Very interesting.
Tim Russert? Fat, slow-witted and smug.
Chrissy-boy Matthews? He shouts. He’s fat. And, he’s very smug.
O’Reilly? Left-wing sissy boy lookin’ out for himself.
We need to have a goddamn psychopath ask the questions.
Mr. Stern: Senator Kerry, At what age did you decide to become a gigolo?
Senator Kerry: I, er, I've always liked my 57 varieties....
Update: I watched the debate and was bored. No gaffes. No streakers. No soy bombs.
I’m Not A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here
Why on earth does anyone pay attention to actors, actresses, musicians, artists, etc. as regards politics, world affairs, medicine, alar, and the pitching staff of the New York Yankees?
Most of them are complete idiots; and, they love reminding us of it.
Take that ugly creature from the bowels of
Because there are too many entertainment reporters willing to listen to this loathsome hag, not to mention the great unwashed that get their news from the likes of Mary Hart and Pat O’Brien.
How about Cameron Diaz telling viewers not to vote if they support rape? And, the fat billionaires host does nothing to challenge this.
Now, is Ms. Diaz telling us that people who don’t vote support rape? Or, is she suggesting that one of the two major candidates supports rape and, by staying home, the pro-rape candidate may win?
Which one of the two is she talking about? I would guess John Kerry, since he has already admitted to war crimes.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Are We Dead Yet?
The Mainstream Media is getting ready to enter the hospice. New York Times reporter Phillip Shenon allegedly tipped off a terrorist fund-raising charity about a raid by the feds. The New York Times denies this, of course. Jayson Blair, Dan Rather, Stephen Glass, Blah, Blah, Blah; the list goes on and on. These guys are bent on fucking us all the hell over. Don’t think for a minute that they’d have a problem with sharia law as long as they could keep doing their thing.
This alleged tip-off happened in December 2001, just two months after our country was attacked by terrorists.
What kind of scumbag would someone have to be to do this? Don’t they want them caught? Don’t they want safety? Or, is more important to keep the terrorists going in order to have a story? Or, does the reporter so hate Americans that he wanted to help them? I don't even want to get into the question of what sort of government lackey would leak this to the socialist press.
There are a lot of questions that need to be answered here.
The New York Times is a rag, a goddamn awful rag. Publisher Pinch Sulzberger is a common thief who “stole” land from taxpayers in order to build his new Evil Empire on
CBS is no better. Lyin’ Dan Rather is a Democratic Party fund-raiser. Bob Schieffer, who looks like the end product of two close relatives having sexual relations, is to the left of Red Dan. And, as for Uncle Walter….Forget it. It’s hopeless. These guys are so self-destructive that it would take a miracle to save them. Perhaps, the fascists at the FEC will try to put bloggers out of business.
The future is Talk Radio and the Internet. Both are immediate. The MSM is a goner. The universities will be next. Old time leftist scum like Plagerin’ Larry Tribe and Copyin’ Doris Kearns Goodwin will see that it self-destructs.Just sit back in your La-Z-Boy, pop open a cold one and log on.
Count Your Fingers, Jack
Straw told the BBC that the “serious disagreement between the two countries did not justify being ‘discourteous or rude’.”
Mugabe is a killer. He is one of the worst criminals on the world stage. And, Jack Straw doesn’t want to be “discourteous or rude”?
Straw (isn’t Jack Straw a stupid name?) could have scored major points by telling Mugabe to “Go to Hell” or “Drop Dead” or “I hope your prostate swells up to the size of a beachball, you vicious piece of elephant shit.”
That would have been the right thing to do.
There’s a story about Joe DiMaggio and the Yankees meeting RFK in the Mid-Sixties. RFK worked his way through the line, shaking hands as he went along. When Baby Brother got to The Yankee Clipper, Joe D stepped back. It sent a message: You are unworthy of respect.
Thirteen More Payments And I Own The Focus Outright
Driving back to NYC on Sunday Night, I passed a new Chevy Cavalier. What an ugly, uninspiring piece of autoshit. Obviously, this car for unsuccessful insurance salesmen was developed after a series of focus groups. There is a reason that thinking-Americans want nothing to do with GM or Ford products (save the F-150 and the Corvette): their products are boring. If Americans want fast, thrilling cars, they have to go foreign. Nothing that General Motors puts out can match a BMW Z4, a Chrysler 300C (Face it, Chrysler is German) or a Porsche Boxster. One trip to the New York Auto Show is all that is needed to convince one of this. Even American-owned foreign-based companies like Volvo, Saab and Mitsubishi are boring, boring, boring.
It was nice to see that BMW has developed a hydrogen engine that can run up to 185 mph. I’m not sure if GM or Ford are doing a damn thing along these lines but who knows if they’ll still be around in twenty years.
We can’t even get a gas-saving, dadmobile hybrid out on the market. No, GM and Ford are going to stick hybrid engines in 6000 lb behemoths so they can get 25 mpg. Meanwhile,
Christ, This Floor Is Sticky
Did you ever feel like driving a nail right into your temple? For two days, I’ve been fighting off such notions.
Sitting in a windowless room, with fucking middle-management morons, has been driving me completely freakin’ nuts!
Godalmighty, the inane drivel that comes out of goddamn suburban jerks is frightening. They don’t really say anything of consequence; however, they are fluent in business-bestseller-speak like “out of the box,” “empower” and “champion”.
“Champion”? Who the hell came up with this bullshit?
I guess my Mom “championed” eating all your vegetables when I was a kid. Osama Bin Laden is a “champion” as was Hitler.
Do you have a “strategic plan”? We all need strategic plans. How about a “mission statement”? I haven’t had a personal “mission statement” since I was sixteen and that was to fuck any girl that would have me. We have people who aren’t capable of watering plants designing “mission statements” because some bald huckster told them to do so.
Forget hate speech; we need to stop the mind-numbing bullshit that comes from big, fat slobs like Tom Peters and gets stuck in the minds of fucking idiots in ugly ties, who if they weren’t white and middle class, wouldn’t be given positions as mop-up men at a peep show.
That’s what’s ruining this country: mother-fucking idiot consultants who have never created anything worthwhile themselves brain-washing those who can’t create anything into believing that using phrases will allow them to be another Leonardo DiVinci or Donald-fucking-Trump.
Jesus, pass the Kool-Aid. I’m thirsty.